Crackface'd

An event in which a person walks through a door and has crack thrown in their face. Usually takes place in clubs and bars.

Person A: I heard John got crackface'd!
Person B: That poor bastard.

by Realnigga9499 December 3, 2014

Jersey Crackbaby

A girl who claims to not be on crack, but is obviously on a large amount of it. She enjoys creeping on others in public, not caring who listens or sees. She is extremely crazy and loves attention and being different. She clearly has LOTS of issues such as asthma and being bipolar. You may find her lurking the streets with a megaphone. She also enjoys saying phrases that make others uncomfertable such as; "I'm going to stalk your babies" with a wink ;)

That Jersey Crackbaby is off the wall. She pushed me aside in school and told me that her dad made her shove glass in her vagina.

by Mynameisalbert November 10, 2012

Crackalackin'

Coined by hip hoppers and urbanites alike, this term is often referred to as a snoopism though its origins are unknown. It's an upbeat way of asking someone how they are doing, and may cause one to crack a smile in response.

Yo, what's crackalackin'!?

How's it crackalating'?

by 3m3rson April 1, 2004

crackbook

facebook. the most addictive website in the world.

'I tried crackbook for the first time the other day. I said I'd just use it once but I keep going back for more and more.'

by Cowboy Jim April 22, 2007

Crack Back Monday

the one day of the week you put down the meth pipe and smoke or sell crack it has to be on monday. You also take every thing you own like hats, shirts ,pants,carpets and umbrellas and paint crack back monday on them. then give everyone you know a crack back monday shirt or hat and just like that I started a empire clothing line.

HIM: damn bro two more days and you know what ? -RANDOM OLD LADY: No dear whats that?- HIM: CRACK BACK MONDAY Bitch the day everyone puts down the meth and picks up the crack and i got some new crack back monday gear to rock also no pun intended. RANDOM OLD LADY: OH MY sounds great can you tell me how do I find some crack back monday clothes and also will need the number to the trap house I need to score some crack. HIM: Right on lady I got you.

by Rave Rabbit December 7, 2019

crackacardia

Crackardia is when you have ingested large amounts of Crack-cocaine (or cocaine in any form), thereby causing a reaction of increased heart-rate, this is the term used to describe the rythm your cardiac monitor is reading.

Julius: "Yo man, my heart feels like it's beating out of my chest"
Brian: "Yeah, I think you smoked too much crack tonight"
Julius: "Yeah nigga' I must be gettin' that crackacardia, Let's go to the ER."

by Tiffany and Brian October 12, 2007

crackbaby

1. A baby born to a mother who used crack cocaine during pregnancy. Sometimes mentally deficient, physically deformed, and addicted.
2. An insult. Suggestion that the target is the result of such a pregnancy, due to physical or mental shortcomings.

"That kid is a fucking crackbaby. He couldn't tie his shoes if they were velcro."

by the devil made me do it February 14, 2003