Crystal Cracker

Person who prefers to take crystal meth up their anus. traditionally done by trailer park trash (crackers.)

Kyle threw out his pipe and became a crystal cracker.

by danamontana December 4, 2019

Crack a Fat

To open a nice cold beer.

Hey barkeep Crack a Fat for me.

by Utemadjason March 7, 2020

crackophobia

The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.

Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.

by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

crack shadow

The shadow between ass cheeks as seen through a shear dress

Dude, that woman is wearing a white shear dress. Check out her crack shadow

by Crack Shadow Hunter December 15, 2016

Porcelain Cracker

A crap that is laid with such force or velocity as to literally damage the toilet.

Oh God Tim, don't tell me you laid another Porcelain Cracker in there, we can't afford new fixtures each time you go to Taco Bell!

by MerchantofVenice2 May 14, 2011

Christmas Crackwhore

A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.

'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016