cps

chicago public schools

guy:hey man, how you doin'?
guy2:not bad, except i got sentence to a year of jail time.
guy:why?
guy2:for robbing cps.
guy:...

by letusbeus December 1, 2006

CPS

Confidential Pussy Services

CPS is a world renowned pussy inspection service, which has won many awards including the Golden Pus public service trophy. CPS has over 1200 branches worldwide and specialise in gynecology, abortions, and other 'pussy-intrusive' services.

I went to CPS and they got that damn grape out! Even the vacuum cleaner couldn't!

by President of CPS December 24, 2008

CPS

you don't know what the cps is....

"No one knows what the CPS is...."

by CPS June 28, 2004

cps

crooked pussy syndrome

as in "she has cps."

by gfhgkjdskhjdf June 10, 2007

CPS

Culo Pelao Syndrome butt chaffing syndrome

Man, I've been walking all day I got terrible CPS

by Nathalie4540 February 11, 2017

Cps

Clicks per second, usually on a mouse. If you click 6 times on a mouse per second, you click 6 cps. It is that simple.

Marcel: i can average 13 cps!
Ziblakovitch: i can 20 ez noob

by MinusZaxis October 18, 2020

CPS

CPS means click per second

person1:how many cps do u have?
person2:idk lol.

by yoyo_the_mcg_a_m_e_r January 3, 2023