Cockmonkey

A monkey that beats his cock all day and night and only takes a few breaks to eat a banana then proceeds to beat his cock while smoking a blunt out his asshole.

Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

cummonkey

Cummonkey is something you call your retarded friend that does stupid shit

You’re a cummonkey

by Skeeteryeeter June 20, 2021

cockmonkey

A vulgar slang to describe an obnoxious and contemptible person

You are such a cockmonkey!

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

Chamonkey

A nigger from the Micronesian island of Guam.

All these fucking Chamonkeys keep saying Hafa Adai.

How can a Chamonkey say the mainland is dangerous. Motherfucker you have machete attacks twice a week.
All these Chamonkeys family trees built like a wreath.

by I may not like niggers April 17, 2025