Covidtonk

A hangout where everyone tailgates 6 feet away and drinks cider from a mill.

“Are you coming to the covidtonk, it’s at the orchard!”

by Dageraron April 29, 2020

covidcops

A person calling you out for not abiding by the social distancing measures during the covid19.

The Covidcops lit up my DMs at the weekend after I shared a photo of two plates of food in my single bedroom apartment.

by Two metres May 4, 2020

Covidork

A person hating people who treat covid-19 as not a serious diasease to panic about and calling them covidiots (antonym). Constantly wears masks and gloves to prove eagerness, refers to figures in media and sob stories on Instagram but not experts opinion and scientifical articles concerning the problem

The mayor of Saint Petersburg is not a covidork in fact but a typical Russian authority profited from a globe covid-hysteria.

by Miguel Vicente July 11, 2020

covidcoaster

When your emotions are on a rollercoaster due to all of the bullshit each day about the COVID19 virus.

"My hair salon is closed again because of COVID, I'm going to cut all my hair off now..."

"...Sounds like your riding the covidcoaster today..."

by pharmertrent July 18, 2020

Covidon

- a gargantuan, orange President-shaped monster that stomps its way through American city scapes spreading coronavirus through its large, pursed puckerhole yelling MAGA.

Run for your lives!! Covidon is holding a campaign rally here!!!

by dissedurban October 6, 2020

CovidCoward

When persons like Jeremy or Jason Nixon fail to serve and instead run from their constituents during a pandemic.
A Leader like Jason Kenny an election Premier of Alberta close the Legislator but keeps schools open.

The RCMP and Calgary Police are just CovidCowards because they wont ticket offenders.

by Granny2poplol May 2, 2021

CovidCoochie

The term for your covid ridden sneaky link that you have must see before the standard 10 day self quarantine is over because that thang a snapping turtle that smell and feel like the ocean.

Pray for me, I just went raw in some CovidCoochie. Let's hope I only get the clap and not Covid.

by TheCooterTooter December 23, 2021