Courtice

Possibly the most boring town in Canada.
Located in southern Ontario.
Basically the landing zone for new parents,
If you're going to Durham, good luck getting out of courtice.
Courtice has zero identity, and is full of Hollister/Abercrombie wearing tools.
If you want to have kids and ruin their lives, Courtice is the place to go!

1.
"Where you from?"
"Oshawa"
"Ohh.. really?"
"No, but for christ sakes at least oshawa stuff to do"

2. (GUARANTEE ANSWER)
"Where you from?
"Uhhh, this town called courtice.."
"Never heard of it"
"you know oshawa, you know bowmanville"
"yeah"
"yeah we're that space in between"

by fmlfmlfml7777777 April 30, 2010

curbside acquisition

Formerly known as "trash picking." Used to indicate you've gone through someone else's trash to decorate your own home.

"Early Saturday morning is a perfect time for curbside acquisition."

by melicia May 20, 2004

Courtinee

Courtinee is an amazing person. She is hilarious, fun to talk to and hang out with. She loves ninjas and llamas named Carl, dinosaurs, Pokemon and a jellybean named Jelly-o-lishous. Have you ever played mad-libs? Well, Courtinee is the chick to do it with, because she can put in the right words to make a great story. She is always there for her friends and knows just what to say, and even if it comes across a little rude, you know she's right.

Joe: You look sad, Rachel.
Rachel: Yeah...

Joe: Maybe you can go talk to Courtinee.
Rachel: I should. She's such a good friend, she'll know what to say.

by BFFAANMW:) March 4, 2012

Latrieze Courtier

Fictional character of vampiric nature and French origin starring in the books Ebony and Crimson. Described as 'Prince Charming' handsome; blue-eyed brunette and very pale skin. December 1465 to July 2006.

Latrieze Courtier was born Seraph le Blanc in 1465.

by Kisaya July 1, 2007

curbside gang

One of the most notorious and superior gang to gain sovereignty of El Cerrito Senior High from 2010-2014. An oligarchy most know for: (1)their utterly extravagant soirées, (2) pulling the vast majority of the Caucasian girl student body, and (3) beating the baseball team in every aspect in life.

Boy 1):" curbside gang just took my girl...again"

Boy 2):"I guess if you can't beat them, join them"

It was my uttermost honor and privilege to hand CSG their diploma
-David Luango

by thisisnotacsghater June 25, 2014

Club curbside

This is the sidewalk outside the bar after closing.

Typically very needy woman (*see 2:30 dirty) hang out here because they were denied entry and really want an entry of their own via a purple jofa in their arse. All while chowing on street meat.... obviously

Yo, I picked up this angel at CLUB CURBSIDE last night!!

Really? How hot was she?

She was like 2 hundo easy.

Fuck buddy that's nothin. I was at CLUB CURBSIDE last week and I snagged a 400 pounder! I'm talking trophy fish!!

Dude ur nasty!

Ate her ass too, will knots and all!

Of course u did, ur a real sick bird!

Well I'm definitely not *ROSENSOFT I can tell u that!

Fuck no..luv that fucking CLUB CURBSIDE!!

by The squash PUMA October 23, 2016

kicking it curbside

Chilling by the sidewalk.

We were just kicking it curbside when Bob rolled up.

by aquach August 22, 2007