Coulson

The name of a man who enters a country complaining about the local language, government and culture. A Coulson is mostly hated by the locals. It also sounds like a disease, for some reason.

Person 1:That guy just came into our territory and started complaining about french already

Person 2:Yeah, hes a real Coulson.

by gohabsgo101 August 29, 2010

Coulson'D

Coulson'D is a verb used to bamboozle people you know. The recipient usually is presented with a zoomed in face of a known coulson.

You've been coulson'D bitch

Oh no I have been coulson'D, whatever did I do to you

by Thegoddamnmotherfuckintittyman September 27, 2021

Emily coulson

She’s my cute girlfriend

Emily coulson is my cute girlfriend

by Tommy194738 August 3, 2021

Schrödinger's Coulson

Schrödinger's Coulson is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist u/SunQuest in 2018. The scenario presents a Coulson that may be simultaneously both alive and dead, a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

According to Schrödinger's Coulson, he is neither alive nor dead until the next season of Agents of SHIELD starts.

by cyclops-was-right June 7, 2018

corson

Corson is a erra erra who loves to Clash and visit the moon.

Omg Corson your an idiot.

by M.holuk02 September 3, 2016

Coulson

Scapegoat, fall guy. Takes the hit (or shit) for a number of people.

I know let's make it look like Andy did it. He can be the Coulson and we can go home smiling!

by works4me June 24, 2014

Coulson

Someone who constantly complains about imaginary afflictions which cause them to be poor at sports

I was playing darts the other day and my gammy leg and dodgy eye were causing me to throw like a right Coulson!

by Burge-01 August 18, 2011