Opposite of skiing(1 women sitting between 2 men with implication of giving them handjobs), is when 1 man is sitting between 2 women with implication giving them both handjobs. The term "Country Roading" being used because you have 1 road with a ditch on each side.
Billy just got back from town with Masha and Betty, I hear he was country roading it the whole way back.
by goff_jr July 24, 2016
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Patty, Selma: Um, well, er, uh...
Homer: These are mine. (Takes drag from both cigarettes, coughs violently). I am in Flavor Country.
Boss Lady: Both are yours?
Homer: It is a big country.
-The Simpsons
Patty, Selma: Um, well, er, uh...
Homer: These are mine. (Takes drag from both cigarettes, coughs violently). I am in Flavor Country.
Boss Lady: Both are yours?
Homer: It is a big country.
-The Simpsons
by Comrade 47 November 1, 2008
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After reading some of y'alls descriptions of a "country boy" I decided I needed to add my two cents.
Most people nowadays think a country boy is someone who drives daddy's truck, wears camo, listens to new (pop) country music, and drinks beer. Y'all got it all wrong. A real country boy may or may not have been raised in the backwoods, but loves the outdoors and spends a lot of their time fishin', huntin', sittin' around a bonfire with friends, and muddin'. They're generally laid back but do have a wild side. A real country boy usually drives a pick up truck, listens to older, as well as new, country music. They hunt, fish, and stick to their roots. They are hard workers and don't take things for granted. The good Lord above is always the one they praise and they are very strong-wiled. A real country boy expresses his beliefs, although they may be unpopular, and isn't afraid to speak the truth.
99% of us are NOT white trash, ignorant, close minded racists.
A real country boy is kind in nature but very masculine, and always treats his woman with respect. They are generally very polite, old fashioned, easy-going, and genuine.
A true blue country boy works hard for what he wants, loves and treats his girl and family right, and lives for Jesus.
Just because some guy drives a new truck, wears camo, and flies a rebel flag doesn't mean a thing. It all has to do with how you were raised, your morals, and your lifestyle.
Most people nowadays think a country boy is someone who drives daddy's truck, wears camo, listens to new (pop) country music, and drinks beer. Y'all got it all wrong. A real country boy may or may not have been raised in the backwoods, but loves the outdoors and spends a lot of their time fishin', huntin', sittin' around a bonfire with friends, and muddin'. They're generally laid back but do have a wild side. A real country boy usually drives a pick up truck, listens to older, as well as new, country music. They hunt, fish, and stick to their roots. They are hard workers and don't take things for granted. The good Lord above is always the one they praise and they are very strong-wiled. A real country boy expresses his beliefs, although they may be unpopular, and isn't afraid to speak the truth.
99% of us are NOT white trash, ignorant, close minded racists.
A real country boy is kind in nature but very masculine, and always treats his woman with respect. They are generally very polite, old fashioned, easy-going, and genuine.
A true blue country boy works hard for what he wants, loves and treats his girl and family right, and lives for Jesus.
Just because some guy drives a new truck, wears camo, and flies a rebel flag doesn't mean a thing. It all has to do with how you were raised, your morals, and your lifestyle.
by texasproud September 27, 2014
Get the country boy mug.The best country community is a large and active community of Instagram troll accounts that parody as countries, places and occasionally people, often with the intent to make fun of said country/place or to satirise nationalism from said country. A common recurrence of these accounts is to purposefully use the wrong flag/use similar, but different flag, as well as writing in broken English, usually using random letters and symbols as a replacement to the standard English alphabet in all caps
They are most commonly found in the comment sections of large Instagram mapping and politigram accounts. Usually spamming long winded, grammatically inconsistent, ramblings, usually with a great deal of emojis
The first recorded member of the best country community (and founder) was an account called “Ottokebab” which has since been removed from Instagram.
They are most commonly found in the comment sections of large Instagram mapping and politigram accounts. Usually spamming long winded, grammatically inconsistent, ramblings, usually with a great deal of emojis
The first recorded member of the best country community (and founder) was an account called “Ottokebab” which has since been removed from Instagram.
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by shogshid November 30, 2020
Get the Best country community mug.Cross country is a sport that is often disliked by individuals who dislike the fact that it requires more dedication and will than any other sport.
by xc March 8, 2005
Get the cross country mug.The most difficult sport of all. There are no timeouts, substitutions, halftimes, or other breaks. Because of this, the sport requires extreme amounts of stamina and talent to play, and to be successful, it requires even more effort. Cross country consists of long races (minimum 5k or 3.1 miles) over varied terrains, including hills, roads, mud puddles, grassy fields, rocky paths, and sometimes even shallow streams. To complete the race, the runners must not only have the strength to finish, but must also be aware of their surroundings at all times. Stop paying attention to your surroundings, and you could fall, costing you valuable seconds, knocking you out of the race, or even sending you to the hospital. Cross country is not to be confused with indoor/outdoor track. Although they have long-distance events, their longest usually is 5k, cross country's shortest. Also, they have no hills or other obstacles; they just run around a track many times. Road races aren't technically true cross country races, but usually get grouped together with cross country races because of their distance and hills. A true cross country race stays away from pavement as much as possible.
To succeed in cross country, a couple things are neccessary. For one, you have to have a strong heart and put in lots of practice. If running 5+ miles a day doesn't sound like a good workout, you'd better try a less-taxing sport. Secondly, a good pair a racing and training shoes are a must. For racing, lightweight flats or spikes work well; the course determines which is the better choice. For best results, a pair of shoes with removable spikes works well. Training shoes should be sturdy and durable; training shoes should not be your everyday sneakers. Buy another pair specifically for running. Just remember - don't wear training shoes during a race; although flats only cut off a few seconds each mile, over a, say 10 mile race, this can make a big difference. And before a race starts, always make sure your shoes are double-knotted. You don't want to run with untied shoes or have to tie them during a race. Also, always make sure your uniform/shirt is tucked in. This also shaves seconds off your time. Unless the temperature is below freezing, wear shorts when racing, again to get better times. If it is too cold, wear pants to prevent your legs from becoming too cold, thus preventing them from working at their best.
Cross country is cool in that it can be both an individual and team sport. Individuals compete against other runners and their own PRs (personal records) over the distance. The individual runners' scores are added up for a team score; the lower the score, the better.
A lot of people criticize distance runners, especially sprinters. They make fun of us for wearing short shorts, they say our sport is primitive and requires no talent, ect. While it is true we don't have the same turnouts as football, baseball, or basketball games have, our small fan base is friendly. We don't have hecklers and brawls because our team lost. Our fans are civilized and respect the winning team and all athletes, regardless of their talent. I know this one runner whose extremely slow (10+ minute miles), and instead of taunting him, the fans wait for him to finish and treat him with respect. They cheer him on the same as they did for the fastest guy. Rather than just winning and money, isn't this what sports should really be about?
To succeed in cross country, a couple things are neccessary. For one, you have to have a strong heart and put in lots of practice. If running 5+ miles a day doesn't sound like a good workout, you'd better try a less-taxing sport. Secondly, a good pair a racing and training shoes are a must. For racing, lightweight flats or spikes work well; the course determines which is the better choice. For best results, a pair of shoes with removable spikes works well. Training shoes should be sturdy and durable; training shoes should not be your everyday sneakers. Buy another pair specifically for running. Just remember - don't wear training shoes during a race; although flats only cut off a few seconds each mile, over a, say 10 mile race, this can make a big difference. And before a race starts, always make sure your shoes are double-knotted. You don't want to run with untied shoes or have to tie them during a race. Also, always make sure your uniform/shirt is tucked in. This also shaves seconds off your time. Unless the temperature is below freezing, wear shorts when racing, again to get better times. If it is too cold, wear pants to prevent your legs from becoming too cold, thus preventing them from working at their best.
Cross country is cool in that it can be both an individual and team sport. Individuals compete against other runners and their own PRs (personal records) over the distance. The individual runners' scores are added up for a team score; the lower the score, the better.
A lot of people criticize distance runners, especially sprinters. They make fun of us for wearing short shorts, they say our sport is primitive and requires no talent, ect. While it is true we don't have the same turnouts as football, baseball, or basketball games have, our small fan base is friendly. We don't have hecklers and brawls because our team lost. Our fans are civilized and respect the winning team and all athletes, regardless of their talent. I know this one runner whose extremely slow (10+ minute miles), and instead of taunting him, the fans wait for him to finish and treat him with respect. They cheer him on the same as they did for the fastest guy. Rather than just winning and money, isn't this what sports should really be about?
by xc runner December 16, 2004
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*term often used during complex surgical procedures*
*term often used during complex surgical procedures*
Dude, your mom has a sweet rack!
Careful what you say 'bout my mom...you're walking into tiger country.
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Watch where you're cutting dipshit, you're about to slice into the Colon!
Thanks man, I didn't realize I was in tiger country.
Careful what you say 'bout my mom...you're walking into tiger country.
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Watch where you're cutting dipshit, you're about to slice into the Colon!
Thanks man, I didn't realize I was in tiger country.
by threefourths May 27, 2010
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