couchie knuckle

A pussy that has a knuckle sized extra skin.
John went down on Tanya and said you have a "couchie knuckle " .
by Uber JoKR December 08, 2016
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ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi

A silence filler that has no meaning whatsoever, potentially could be subtle Tourettes syndrome
chit chat in the office ..... randomly tommy: ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi
by tommy stewdog January 07, 2019
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National couchie kick day

Tired of girls kicking your dick in on April 9th? Well, I bet you didn’t know what today was. Go ahead it’s national couchie kick day tomorrow. Watch out.
by Daggerpeen April 09, 2019
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couchyness

1. Cooler than you ever will be
2. The coolest of the cool
Thank couchyness that's over!
by Ima Keller January 10, 2004
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couchy chop

When he sits on the couch, and you straddle him. By splitting your legs it's called a chop.
Girl, I couchy chopped that hot guy from the bar last night.
by VestaAsh July 12, 2017
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Couchie craning

You finger a girl so good her hips lift off the bed.
I i was couchie craning her so much she levitated off the bed
by Catwoman4723 November 14, 2019
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Couchie cotton

A word for tampon created by SSSniperwolf
by March 08, 2022
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