couch fuck

when a man takes a swim cap full of vaseline and places it between two couch cushions and proceeds to have intercourse with it

billy couch fucked the shit out of that leather love seat

by matt gardener October 16, 2006

Cocofuckin'nuts

Expression of Disbelief,Disgust.Insane.

Cocofuckin'nuts! Did you see that Flying Saucer? Wrecked the car again? Well,Cocofuckin'nuts.That noise is going to drive me Cocofuckin'nuts!

by Waboa February 13, 2009

Cuckfuckle

When you have an orgy with 12 people of the opposite sex that all have a unique astrological sun sign(no cusps).

The Scorpio turned me on the most in the last cuckfuckle I did.

by Henehehehehehehwhehwhwh September 23, 2021

churchfuck

Someone you fuck and later discover is a Christian. Someone you fuck on holy ground.

Who, him? He's just an old churchfuck.

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

The Crucifucks

The best punk band of all time, hailing from Lansing, Michigan their brand of punk pissed off everybody from Ronald Regean to Christians to police (never more apparent then it their song Cops From Fertilzer). Lead singer Doc Corbin Dart schreechy vocals put the sound of pure hate to the ears of all TRUE punk fans.

The Crucifucks are the best punk band of all time.

by Dokkensucks753 July 30, 2009

cockfuckwankerbastard

What you say to someone if they've made you angry beyond all belief.

Guy - What!! You slept with my wife threw a pig at my car and shoved explosives in toilet!
Guy #2 - Yes.
Guy - Why you cockfuckwankerbastard!

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

crucifuck

One partner does the "Jesus on the cross pose" with arms spread wide and feet crossed while the other partner fucks him or her.

"James nailed me against the wall last with a good crucifuck"
"Baby, I'm so horny. I'm gonna fuck you like Jesus on the cross. Prepare to be crucifucked"
"He did me so hard I was crucifucked"

by ledirious August 10, 2016