Socially Constipated 

The inability to attend a social gathering despite really wanting to go.

Ryan is socially constipated. He wanted to go to the party but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't go.

Socially Constipated by RBass3000 October 6, 2011

emotionally constipated

Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.

Most men are emotionally constipated. Get used to it :)

emotionally constipated by deb101deb June 24, 2009

constipated 

you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time

ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks!

Damn! you must be constipated!

constipated by yoimfromtokyobizatch March 1, 2004

constipated overrated old lady 

Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.

Person 1: hey, you’re cool

Person 2: thanks!

Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!

Person 2: *leaves*

constipated overrated old lady by Cwass0nt June 6, 2021

metaphorically constipated

The mental state of not giving a shit.

Boy: you look like shit today

Girl: I'm metaphorically constipated

metaphorically constipated by Bigtittycommittee69 January 26, 2014

constipated 

when you need to take a shit but you cant cus your ass hurts

i need to take a dump but im constipated

constipated by georgy weorgy July 15, 2007

Constipated wink 

Rather than a suave or coy look while winking, you look like you're trying to take a dump instead.

Woman 1: ohh he is cute
(man constipated winks)
Woman 2: uhhh did he wink or shit his pants?

Constipated wink by djtimyd July 18, 2017