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Big Brother Contestant

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.
1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.
by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009
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Staring Contest

The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.
No marshall! You didn't win this staring contest. You blinked!
by Dskillz101 June 6, 2017
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one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014
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dick contest

A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.
T-Good won the 7th floor dick contest; his dick is truly the greatest in the land.
by bigdickbandit February 22, 2008
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Dick Waving Contest

An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.
Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.
by J. Malik April 29, 2006
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donk contest

A car show in Austin, Texas which serves as one of the many vessels for Russians to launder money and sow discord in America.
Did Deykon take those Russian's money for this year's Donk Contest again?
by Paul Manafort October 10, 2018
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Eurovision Song Contest

The Eurovision Song Contest is the best competition out there. Many European countries and Australia compete in it hoping to win. The winning country gets to host the contest somewhere in their country. The most successful countries in Eurovision are Sweden, Ukraine and Italy. If you haven’t heard about the Eurovision Song Contest, then you live under a rock
Cannot wait for the Eurovision Song Contest this year from May 9-13. Good luck Norway 🇳🇴
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair April 19, 2023
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