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massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-o-nair-ee) noun. A Jewish heart attack
Rose: Oy Gevalt! Sylvia, have you heard the news?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: Eugene had a massive coronary today.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
by Nedd Ludd July 20, 2008
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coronafest

The party that ensues on college campuses when classes are cancelled for Covid-19 precautions: especially Ohio University in Athens, Ohio.
We thought floodfest was the best but we only got two days off from school; coronafest we get at least an extra week!
by Fox🦊 March 11, 2020
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coronafireus

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:

A multitud of people being laid off due to the effects that aforementioned pandemic causes in the world economy.
I told you that because of the Covid-19 our company is going to coronafireus.
by Ivantheterrible March 23, 2020
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coronalympics

USA IS WINNG THE CORONALYMPICS. JUST LIKE THE REAL OLYMPICS
by lunarrr March 28, 2020
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Coronafro

A large unkempt mass of hair on your head due to the inability to get your hair cute. This is because all nonessential businesses are being closed during the corona outbreak.
Is Doug growing his hair out?
No, he just can’t get it cut so he’s developing a coronafro.
by Coffecupwithtea April 10, 2020
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Coronalypse

The Spring of 2020 when life changed .Folks were stuck inside their homes. Schools and daycares closed for record breaking amount of days. Salons and department stores closed shop. It would seem almost a vacation for some. Trump gave some much and gave even more nothing.
Restaurants closed and Wal-Mart and loses, 2 of the few left open had announcements that sounded like the Umbrella Corp took over. A errie fog came over the land. KevinDeSkat Eatter made bank on replacing the ever so scarce T.P. He built his Skattrap Trailor home mansion with the proceeds. He found out that there are a few, now listin carefully, now. There were now men willing to pay him to replace their TP, with his slick skill of offering a clean LICK OF your whole shitty asscrack. Yes folks whole turds included. YES indeed this was a breakthrough for a low life nut sack sucker from the Montery Hills Area. He could now afford carpet for his VAN Aka mobile Shit eatting business. Kevin DeShitEatter is now a very rich man, Rich on what you say .......
Why Peanuts and Corn of course. And that about sums up the coronalypse of 2020.
How has the Coronalypse affected your community, ours ran oit of tp,and had to shot in this guy's mouth.
I called KevinDeShitEatters company when we ran out of toilet paper. THEY SAVED OUR SEPTIC TANK.
by BossBitch2020 April 22, 2020
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Coronagy

When you and your friends willingly Have an orgy to intentionally give each other the coronavirus
Yo wanna have a Coronagy I mean we all have it so we gonna die anyways
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