Hornswoggle

A very annoying little man who has glass ankles and screams like a bitch when he goes in for a 50/50 tackle at 5s.

That wee cunt Hornswoggle ruined 5s again on Sunday

by The Horrible Count December 15, 2008

Hornswoggle

A small asian child

check out that hornswoggle

by van Handels May 28, 2015

Cornswaggled

Getting a blow job with a can of raw corn in the givers mouth

guy1: Hey man my girl Cornswaggled me last night
guy2: that’s awesome bro!!

by Ancient.Milk May 14, 2022

Corndoggler

A man born with corndogs where his fingers and toes should be, genetic mutation has given him the ability to regenerate the corndogs.

The man was attack by the corndoggler and was found with 3 corndogs lodged in his throat

by GuitarGuy March 14, 2012

Cockswoggler

An overweight middle aged man with long curly hair who still lives at home and jacks off in the garage all sweaty. Whata loser

Steve is such a cockswoggler

by Sikkdanisim June 11, 2020

Connyswoggler

- A nonce
- The user of this word is an open homosexual.

Any money left over will go back to any connyswoggler who wants their money back.

by Connyswoggler May 10, 2021

Hornswoggle

When your friend bamboozles you in a Madden game with a cheese play. They often win the game because of this play.

Friend: You totally got hornswoggled by me
You: Bro Shut up

by swampnuts12 January 18, 2022