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Cornelius

A rich and proper boy. He's socially awkward in most situations and takes opinions of him seriously. He hates being the butt of the jokes, but will do anything for a friend. His humor is difficult to understand, as it's hard to tell whether or not he's joking. It looks like he doesn't care, but he really does. Many of the things he says, he means the opposite (ie "I don't want this" but he really does).
Person 1: Who was that cutie with Lewis?
Person 2: Oh, that was definitely Cornelius.
Person 1: Wonder what he sees in him.
by JORM-Q April 18, 2018
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Cornelius

Nicknames: Corn; Corny; Gozillla (Due to their often times great height)

Appearance: Usually blonde, with the possibility of having white hair; eyes can change colours but will be mostly either blue, green, hazel or grey; Usually very tall, to the point of being called Godzilla

Habitat: Most Cornelius' will live in an urban environment/large, well-known city. Often times it will be in a distant, European country.

Hobbies: Annoying New Yorkers; Cruises; Being "one of those German guys"

Summary: Although they can be jerks, everybody who is lucky enough to know a Cornelius can never stay mad at one, loving them for many years to come
Emily: Gosh, isn't Cornelius such a jerk?
Meg: Yeah I guess, but I can't stay mad at him
by Iceyb129 February 22, 2011
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wet cornelieus

When a midget blow up doll slips his semi errect midget cock in your ear
Ohh shit!! I just got a really good wet cornelieus in the 7-eleven alley the other night.
by Griche$ January 15, 2018
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Pulling a Cornelius

To avoid responsibilities to go out drinking
That guy went clubbing instead of studying, he is pulling a Cornelius
by NonstopPanda July 7, 2017
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Yukon Cornelius

Is the speed and manner in which you give your girl or lover oral sex. Just a few licks and you can tell if she's good as gold or full of mold.
My girl loves when I play Yukon Cornelius. She ask for it all the time.
by Captin Clitoris May 24, 2010
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cornalious senior

A.Rs ass hole
is called "senior" supposedly because he gets more luvin
"hes called senior because he gets more love than junior"
by Hakko December 14, 2003
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Cornelious

A very special organ, believed to belong to the greatest of men. Cornelious is wise, strong and above all Beautiful
"look, there he is! he owns the great Cornelious"
by Sir Cornelious February 16, 2010
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