Shy cocks

Cocks that are timid or afraid to be seen by anyone other than their owner.

Jim and John really have some shy cocks.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009

cockshit

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit

Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.

by Carly July 2, 2003

cocksided

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

by Aliy May 15, 2006

Cockscotch

When a bitch jumps from dick to dick

She had so many boyfriends, that bitch just be playing cockscotch.

by Knuckleup August 29, 2016

Cockshit

A person who can't do the most simple of tasks and is easily the stupidest person in a two mile radius. Usually uses words like, bro, woah, and dude.

*indian accent* Oh yes, craig is a cockshit.

by Volleyballwhore69 July 1, 2017

Cocksabad

An individual who is willing to literally suck the penis of their political party's leader.

Fred: That Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to suck Donald Trump's cock so bad!

Tom: Yes Fred, she is quite the cocksabad!

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

Cockscience

A persons guiding ethics in regards to their cock. A persons cockscience stops them from having intercourse with undesirables. However in some cases a persons cockscience does not exist which is the reason the lower class exists.

Terry: I had sex with my sister last night Bill.

Bill: Man. Don't you have a cockscience? Just go and flog the dolphin.

by Morghanistan June 1, 2010