coagulated

coagulation is when......

you are coagulated leave me alone!!this is a word yes i know its number outside.

by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

comangulate

To take something from your friend and mangle it into something else cool and fully coagulated.

Take a snippet of computer programming code written by your friend, rewrite it, make it elegant, then add it to your own program. Then you call your friend and tell him his code has been comangulated into something great.

by aierfalomn October 30, 2006

coagulation

The act of getting a notoriously big dick. Not for the faint of heart. Most commonly performed by ninjas and physicists.

If coagulation lasts longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately.

by NotoriousE.D. December 9, 2007

concragulate

ghetto, crap spelling for "congratulate."

yo man, ah jus' wanna concragulate you on yo GED!

by Back MaryLand August 26, 2005

coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person

shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022