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Coordination Tongue

The act of unconsciously sticking ones tongue out while engaging in an activity that requires mental skill, physical coordination, and/or dexterity.
While playing basketball, Trevor is always sticking his tongue out, when going in for a lay-up. He has a serious case of coordination tongue! He better be careful. If he is elbowed in the jaw he's liable to bite it off!
by 240ups September 13, 2014
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Corwin

Adj., Someone who is very unusual and is a completely different person every other hour. Usually wears a lot of black, but that can change from time to time. Corwin's generally like long coats because of their abnormal height and thinness.
Yo, guy, you shouldn't wear such a long coat with all of that black clothing, you look like a Corwin, and are starting to scare my children.

Man, I swear, if you were any sketchier you'd be a Corwin.

Dude, you gotta calm down, and stop being so obviously Corwin, you're freaking all of the people on this mid-flight airliner out.
by ReelGEEGANKSTAR January 9, 2010
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Event Coordinator

The new "PC" way for a hooker to define her profession as an escort, hooker, prostitute, lady of the night.... She thinks that she is better than a street walker because she works in clubs.
The girl brags about making money at clubs by getting guys to buy "shots" because she is the "Event coordinator". She reveals this in the morning after being dropped off by a "friend".

She travels with friends that pay for her company, because she is "fun to be around".

When confronted, she will say "I guess you could call me an escort but I don't have sex"!

IMPORTANT: The girl will never actually be on the clubs payroll.
by Alpha Male November 13, 2012
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coordinability

The inability to be coordinated.
When the cheerleader went arse over tit, her coordinability was plain for all to see.
by (f)Risky October 7, 2013
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pre-coffee coordination

The amount of coordination that most caffeine addicts have before their first cup of coffee.
" Oh man i spilled my breakfast everywhere then tripped over the dog before i got to the coffee pot"

"Yea thats pre-coffee coordination for ya bro"
by Jeff so fly July 14, 2007
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Coordinator

Coordinators are either useful or useless, and there are two types:

1. In business, the PROJECT COORDINATOR is used by management to patch over some type of failing that they encounter in their processes. It is easier for them to simply hire someone with "organizational skills" and charge them with the responsibility of "making sure things get done."

Usually their job devolves into mindless nagging and tedious task management. Their nagging also serves to lower worker morale over time, leading to higher employee attrition and fighting in the workplace.

2. In event planning, EVENT COORDINATORS are often extremely necessary, and function as the "glue" that holds an event or project together. They are most necessary in events like concerts or mass protests, where a large number of guests must rely on some amount of structure to be in place for their activities.

Paradoxically, events that appear to be free-form or anarchistic often require the most coordinating work behind the scenes, because the guests expect everything to "just work" for them when they get there. Behind every Burning Man or Bonaroo, there is usually an army of unappreciated, frazzled coordinators working around the clock to make sure that the event goes off without a hitch.
Example 1:

Sysadmin 1- "Did you hear about the new Project Coordinator that management hired?"
Sysadmin 2- "Yea, all he does is send people nagging emails and CC's the boss in all of them, so it looks like he is being productive."
Sysadmin 1- "Screw this man, I'm looking for another job."

Example 2:

Hippie- "Burning Man is awesome! It's proof that thousands of people can just get together and do drugs and it all just works out! Yaay anarchism!"
Event Coordinator- "If you hadn't shared some of that weed with me, I'd be stabbing you in the face right now..."
by d3athp3nguin July 11, 2011
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Corwin

A super tall dude who likes soccer or shit. He knows exactly how to make you laugh, and is super flirty. Not super hot, but has an indescribable quality that makes him really awesome to be around. Although he can come off as weird and awkward, once you get talking with him, he can turn into a really funny and sweet guy.
Dude 1: Bro did you hear that Corwin's dating her now?
Dude 2: Wtf how did that happen he's weird
Dude 1: I don't even know bro
by flirtsouth March 18, 2019
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