chavolution

Urban riots carried out by citizens driven by poverty and characterized by looting of shops selling goods such as televisions, mobile phones and clothes.

''What happened in London last week was a real chavolution'

by Fabylicious August 21, 2011

Second base consolation prize

This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.

Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on This Head December 12, 2007

Condolations

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...

by Steve Day December 30, 2008

consolation wank

Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.

We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.

by ghostofshoegazer February 12, 2014

Convosation

A conversation where the speaker or speakers do not share any important information or information of note.

Person 1: We just spoke about nothing really.
Person 2: So you had a Convosation.

by DX9 May 31, 2021

consolation prize

Somebody you settle for because you can't go out with the person you really want. It is an attempt to fill the void of nothingness left by the first choice.

Olivia is Jack's consolation prize.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 2, 2018

Convocation

A group of eagles.

At college, the year began with convocation. Man, those were beautiful birds.

by Eagle Enthusiast November 3, 2008