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Consexualations

In the sexual assault case, the defendant claimed that the actions in question were purely consexualations.
by Mr. Cox January 7, 2008
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Con-Textual Attribution Error

The tendency to mistake the superficial excitement derived from receiving text messages for the excitement bourne out of genuine chemistry between you and your text-happy new friend, especially prevalent in the budding stages of romance when a high degree of unfamiliarity is present between said parties. In the alternate context of an in-person or phone conversation, the same conversation would not be nearly as exciting.
It's no wonder your romances always crash so hard after you finally get to know the person, all the excitement between you is nothing more than the anticipation and reception of text messages. It's classic Con-Textual Attribution Error. Similar to the excitement and subsequent letdown of Christmas.
by mckwistonator October 22, 2011
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Recursive Chronological-Conceptualization

A concept in which you think about multiple times, and each time you think about it, you think about it in the same steps to reach a conclusion.
A time I experienced recursive chronological-conceptualization, (this was before the Nintendo Switch OLED came out) I thought about ways to improve the shitty stand the Nintendo Switch has, and every time I thought about it, my brain went from a single stand on one side, to two on both sides, to an entire panel across the back and bottom half.
by VictoryGuard August 21, 2022
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consexual

1. Sexual consent in a particular context. Plays off the words 'consent', 'context', and 'sexual'. What is considered consexual in one setting may be rape in another.

2. A sexual orientation where a person has indiscriminate sex with anyone, regardless of sex, race, or creed. They will have sex with anyone who consents. Can be used to describe a person of said orientation. A consexual.
1. Even thought that girl didn't explicitly say "yes" the way she was acting at the party showed that she was consexual.
2. That guy is a total consexual. He will have sex with anyone who will reciprocate.
by das.sprache.meister February 26, 2015
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consexual

Combination of the words "consensual" and "sex", to efficiently state them both at the same time. It refers to an act of sex for which both partners have given permission.
Are you ready to get consexual tonight?
by Cristina ASC September 16, 2010
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Contextplating

The act of taking a prolonged break in a text conversation to decide between possible things you can say. This usually happens when trying to say the right thing to someone you're interested in and try to sound clever, funny or smart. Or when it is important not to say something wrong that could escalate into an unwanted conflict.
"Dude, what should i say to this girl. I don't want to mess things up"

"I don't know man just keep contextplating for a while and if she asks what took so long say you didn't notice you had a text"
by Domepiecekillah September 13, 2011
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Cuntextual Clues

noun:
Stemming from the grammatical term "context clue" and slang word "cunt."

Subtle signs/hints that determine someone is, or is acting like a cunt.
Dermot: I overheard you break up with Lolita last night. What happened?

Jarvis: I always had a hunch she was a self indulgent bitch, but it became obvious last night.

Dermot: You should have ended it awhile ago. I picked up on those cuntextual clues immediately. That sucks man. I'm here for you.

Jarvis: Wait a minute. You overheard? Why you always gotta put your nose in my business bro? Screw that bitch and screw you for that matter. Now get the heck out of my treehouse
by DicksInDisguise October 22, 2017
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