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cuntemplating

When a girl contemplates with her cunt, deciding whether or not to do a guy. Condomplating is pretty much the opposite word for guys.
Girl#1: What were you doing in the bathroom for so long?
Girl#2: I was cuntemplating to fuck Jake or not tonight.
by Uberchica December 10, 2006
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contimplate

joses word for thinking for a long period of time or for hard problems like 1+1 (Jose Benavente)
"Paul dont talk I need to contimplate on whats 1 + 1."
by Paul Forero June 13, 2003
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contemplated complacency

Premeditated acceptance of a certain condition or behaviour
Contemplated complacency is not always a reassuring option.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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condomplate

to contemplate about buying a condom
contemplating of buying a condom
1. I was condomplating at the grocery earlier.
2. You should condomplate if you're meeting up with your ex tonight.
by [d]ud[z] August 24, 2011
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contemplasturbate

1.) The practice of either abusing introspective thought to procrastinate or not contribute to a group.

2.) To seduce and falsely intrigue women by a charlatan, pseudo-intellectual PUA posing as cerebral and deep in thought.

3.) Essentially, the mental raping of another person during a conversation involving one or more parties directly communicating with another party that is avoiding eye contact to stare at the genitals, mouths and the babalons of those he is violating sexually in his own mind in real time.

4.) Systematically imagining the varied subject matter and apparatus to include in one's next meth-driven, epic masturbation marathon.
1.) All men habitually contemplasturbate both in, around, and far beyond the presence of women.
by Dr. Octagynocologist May 23, 2014
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Contempted

That 1 in a trillion feeling after a mosquito sucks your eye for some bizarre reason. You feel utterly confused and cannot even formulate words.
Man got contempted, look at him. He tried to put a table on his food.
by Luke O'Niggley III October 2, 2022
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contemplative eater

\con/t>emp)\plaa*/~tiv/\eet\err/
org:Americanese)2007: 1. one who does all of their thinking in between bites of of food while staring of into space 2. thinker-eater<~stomach>
by farturohaha January 2, 2009
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