Consuela

No,No. We need more Lemon Pledge.....

Announcer: Is Mister John home?
Consuela: No, No. Mister John no home.

by TheAwokenMyth April 11, 2017

consualo

smart;independent,beautiful woman

your a real consualo

by justin rodgers April 7, 2010

Coochie Consultation

To set an appointment to have sex with a woman. Much like a dick appointment, but is used by males and lesbians, used only to fuck with no feelings.

Bro, I gotta go! I have a coochie consultation 🍑

by Lilbrowngirl420 May 12, 2020

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Phoebe's (from "Friends") name after she legally changes it.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock is like the awesomest name EVER!

by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005

Consuelo

A beautiful and rare Spanish flower.

Did you see that beautiful Consuelo?

Yes I most certainly did. The most beautiful I have ever seen.

by El Marino February 4, 2010

Consuelo

Can be shortened to Connie. A girl's name, admittedly unusual, but not a flower! Its origins are Spanish, but not all people called Consuelo are Spanish. Many Consuelos are very intelligent, are particularly good at maths, play the flute and swim. They make AWESOME sisters, and stick with their best friends for life!

1. Consuelo's my best friend ever!
2. Look, Consuelo has got 98% in Maths again!

by i'm not a maths teacher June 23, 2012

consultant

A man who knows 500 different ways to make love, but doesn't know any women.

The gov't. mistakenly hired a plethora of consultants to find a solution to the problem.

by Richard Kirshen October 24, 2003