by Trogdor November 20, 2003
Get the constipate mug.A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.
by brandon moby April 29, 2006
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When someone's sexual desires and lust become pent up due to reasons outside their control. It may result in sick sexual fetishes like tentacle rape, tubgirls, bestiality etc...
If you ever looked at a doujin comic from Japan, you can tell their whole culture is extremely sexually constipated due to the vast amounts of disgusting fetishes they draw.
by MechaTC October 30, 2005
Get the sexually constipated mug.Ryan is socially constipated. He wanted to go to the party but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't go.
by RBass3000 October 6, 2011
Get the Socially Constipated mug.Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.
by deb101deb June 24, 2009
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by yoimfromtokyobizatch March 1, 2004
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Verb
• S: (v) clog, constipate (impede with a clog or as if with a clog) "The road is being clogged by these drivers"
• S: (v) constipate, bind (cause to be constipated) "These drivers have me in a bind"
Adjective
• S: (adj) constipated (have difficulty passing)
A Constipater is a driver that blocks others from passing, usually clogging the fast lane. If a Constipater prevents change of lane by clinging to your blind spot, they may also be referred to as a Dingledummy. Really, any word that has to do with fecal matter applies to traffic blockage.
Often Constipaters are unaware of their surroundings, even if multiple vehicles tailgate and/or pass at higher speeds. But sometimes Constipaters block traffic because:
1. They are people of leisure who have no deadlines or commitments, and for some unknown reason prefer rush hour
2. They are rubber necking
3. They are too lazy to move to a slower lane
4. They think they should enforce the speed limit
5. They think everything in life is a competition and they want to prove they are the winner. These drivers also will cut in front of others, in which case they are simply referred to as shit heads.
The opposite of Constipaters are Diarrhea-Drivers, who speed, tailgate, weave, and may also be a “shit head” by cutting off other drivers. A shit hemorrhage is road rage that occurs due to Constipaters.
Verb
• S: (v) clog, constipate (impede with a clog or as if with a clog) "The road is being clogged by these drivers"
• S: (v) constipate, bind (cause to be constipated) "These drivers have me in a bind"
Adjective
• S: (adj) constipated (have difficulty passing)
A Constipater is a driver that blocks others from passing, usually clogging the fast lane. If a Constipater prevents change of lane by clinging to your blind spot, they may also be referred to as a Dingledummy. Really, any word that has to do with fecal matter applies to traffic blockage.
Often Constipaters are unaware of their surroundings, even if multiple vehicles tailgate and/or pass at higher speeds. But sometimes Constipaters block traffic because:
1. They are people of leisure who have no deadlines or commitments, and for some unknown reason prefer rush hour
2. They are rubber necking
3. They are too lazy to move to a slower lane
4. They think they should enforce the speed limit
5. They think everything in life is a competition and they want to prove they are the winner. These drivers also will cut in front of others, in which case they are simply referred to as shit heads.
The opposite of Constipaters are Diarrhea-Drivers, who speed, tailgate, weave, and may also be a “shit head” by cutting off other drivers. A shit hemorrhage is road rage that occurs due to Constipaters.
I’m going to be late again because of a damn Constipater! This feels like giving birth to a brick – I need a traffic BM!
by ConcealedID July 7, 2009
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