CONSTIPATED FROG

THE DEFINITION OF A GIRL SQUATTING ON HER CLASSROOM SEAT MAKING WEIRD PIG NOISES LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE A FROG THAT IS ON A TOILET AKA ANGRY CONSTIPATED FROG

My friend-* On the floor like a thing trying to poop*
My brain- *c o n s t i p a t e d frog*

Constipated frog.

by Tehehehehhehehehhe May 25, 2021

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cunstipated

When a woman is unable to climax

I'm so horny, but I just can't cum. I'm just cunstipated.

by Vunder S. Lutt April 15, 2017

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constipate

inability to shit
cannot poop
impossible to drop a bomb

Eating too much peanut butter caused me to become constipated.

by Trogdor November 20, 2003

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When a person has an irritatingly large number of coins stuffed in their wallet. Someone who is coinstipated needs to take a "coin dump" on their next purchase, in order to relieve pressure and reduce discomfort of the wallet and/or pocket regions.

"I keep paying in bills and now I'm so coinstipated that my wallet feels like it's about to explode!"

by pbandj123 August 18, 2013

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Constipated German Ass Goblin

A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.

I couldn't sleep last night because the constipated german ass goblin was disturbing my sleep.

by brandon moby April 29, 2006

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sexually constipated

When someone's sexual desires and lust become pent up due to reasons outside their control. It may result in sick sexual fetishes like tentacle rape, tubgirls, bestiality etc...

If you ever looked at a doujin comic from Japan, you can tell their whole culture is extremely sexually constipated due to the vast amounts of disgusting fetishes they draw.

by MechaTC October 30, 2005

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