conservatron

A person who blindly accepts all conservative ideology with no regard for scientific evidence, facts, history, or other information; a conservative robot incapable of independent thought; one who is utterly confused by ideas that do not conform to his or her conservative beliefs; often one who lacks the intellectual capability for rational argument; an ignoramus

Despite all the scientific evidence, that man believes global warming is a liberal hoax because he is a conservatron.

by NickFender August 10, 2012

Conservabot

Brainless person who consistently votes against his own interest.

Look at that financially challenged conservabot voting for that fat, balding, republican cocksucker who's going to raise his taxes. It's like a chicken voting for Kernel Sanders!

by Jay27 November 5, 2008

Conservatwat

{Conservative Trumpster Dipshit Twat MAGA Inbred Moron Trump America

-A person who adheres to libertarian--if not outright fascist--principles despite all reason, and at the cost of potentially all life on Earth. Conservatwats typically spend most of their days bashing Obama, liberals, and Hillary Clinton on internet message boards. Conservatwats are often known to lack any sense of irony.

Conservatwats are saying all women having abortions should be put to death. That's how pro-life they are.

by merk_the_jerk December 5, 2018

The Conservatory

An apolitical non-sectarian sanctuary where Hymen is offensive, but Urine is hilarious. A quiet place of rest, respite, and refuge; a smoky, ceiling-fanned haven of joviality and jocularity far removed from the hectic pace and daily drudge of life. A He-Man Woman Haters Club where wrinkled old lawyers and other professionals can drink overpriced maple-flavored bourbon, smoke expensive cigars, watch hockey games, brag (or complain) about their new hips, trade stories and golf clubs, Buck Up, turn 50 cents into a dollar, and have their income redistributed (efg). Also colloquially known as “The C” or “Bogie’s Place.” Members may be referred to as “Men of The C.”

“I’m going to The Conservatory, don’t wait up.”
“I got pimped ten straight hands at The C. Who dealt this drek?”

by rossfish February 4, 2020

Coochie Conservationist

A Person that believes in conserving the coochie till marriage

Ethan: Hey Fred have you and Ann had intercourse with your genitals yet?

Fred: No! I’m a Coochie Conservationist

Ethan: oh ok Fred I hope her juices are fermenting nicely 😀

by Pseudonym enthusiast December 9, 2020

Conservahot

Women, presumably mothers with teenage children, over 50 who dress conservatively and act in such a manner, but are also drop dead gorgeous.

Other forms:
-Conservahottie
-Conservhotasm.

Dude, your mom's a conservahottie.
Looking at her gives me a conservhotasm.
Mom, you're truly conservahot.

by Taybells; March 13, 2009

law of conservation of mass-energy

This observed scientific fact that disproves the idea of a creator, for the sum of matter and energy in the universe often change form to one another but get neither CREATED nor destroyed... give it up, religious fundamentalists.

God possibly represents the energy before the universe that exploded into the universe, but most certainly gets disproved as a separate person or entity, by the law of conservation of mass-energy.

by Supermanprime666 February 4, 2013