Concerta

Concerta (methylphenidate) is a sustained-release form of Ritalin, which is also methylphenidate. It is used when taking 3 or so Ritalin tablets in one day is just too much of a pain in the ass and you want to just have one dose and have it remain steady throughout the day. Doses come in 18mg(baige), 27mg(blue), 36mg(white), and 54mg(red) cylindrical tablets. It is the second step down from Adderall(amphetamine-dextroamphetamine) in treating ADD/ADHD.

"I need my Concerta to help me focus throughout the day."

by Jamal May 13, 2005

conservafuck

A Conservafuck is a conservative asshat. They are full of bigotry, misogyny, sexism, racism, and a whole bunch of other things that mean they hate everyone for the wrong reasons. They are narcissistic and think that ANYONE who calls them out for being disrespectful is a "liberal", like it's a bad thing. They mostly spew their hate on social media because they are too afraid and ashamed in what they believe in (Donald Trump) to approach anyone that disagrees with them, except the LGBTQA+ community. Conservafucks are extremely homophobic and mostly men. They cannot wrap their tiny little pea sized brains around the idea that someone would rather be with their own sex than be with them.

John Asshat: "You stupid fucking libtard! Go fuck your self!"

Sane people: "Ahaha look at that Conservafuck trying to hurt people's feelings! What a low life."

by Z.E.N May 14, 2016

conservalib

A combination of liberal and conservative.

That canidate is part of the conservalib party.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Concerta

A methylphenidate used in treatment for ADHD. When diagnosed and consenting to meds, you go on a drug trial to figure out which dosage is best for you. Concerta XL 18mg-27mg-36mg-54mg-72mg, and if none work, Docs should prescribe another medication. Lemme tell you, the smaller doses aren't as effective if your brain is more fucked up.

I started feeling the side effects more at 36mg, and at 54mg my eyes started burning and shit started becoming blurry. Felt like I couldn't read a motherfucking number plate.

Anyway, your heart rate becomes fucked. Increases to some stupid number. Boy, i was a normal 70 bpm before and on 72mg i'm at roughly 109. Be prepared to feel anxious, agitated, and lose your appetite.

That's the shitty side though.

Your concentration does improve if you're on the right dose, and you actually don't want to procrastinate as much anymore. I'm sure you'll be able to talk in actual sentences too and stop feeling like a damn numpty whenever you try to explain something.

Need to take my concerta before my lecture, otherwise i won't understand a damn thing.

by ik shit March 31, 2016

Conservabal

An individual who says they are neither conservative or liberal to seem open minded, vote for 'who's best for the country,' and have never voted for a liberal in their lives.

Tina: "I'm not liberal or conservative. I vote for the best man for the job!"
Bill: "Who is your favorite president?"
Tina: "Reagen."
Bill: "Who did you vote for in the last few elections"
Tina: "McCain, George W. Bush, George Bush, Reagan..."
Bill: "You're such a Conservabal."

by Thatotherguy October 18, 2012

Concentarting

When your attention is focussed on Tindr, Growlr, Scruff and other dating apps.

Don't bother Chris, he is concentarting on getting a shag on Growlr.

by Tuffcub May 12, 2014

conservadunce

conservadunce n. A person who through extreme conservative beliefs over looks blatant facts and needs of the people. Their blind disregard for the necessary separation of church and state that it grants them license to discriminate against the rights of those who do not share in their beliefs while simultaneously selling out the rights of all Americans under the guise of safety and security through the word of "God"

I you think we are going to let that conservadunce strip away the right to vote from the homosexual community without a fight then you are dead wrong.

by PunchDrunkRambo May 30, 2017