Theory of consent

The theory of consent states that the object, person, or animal receiving the fucking must first give permission.

"According to the theory of consent you must first ask that soda can permission before you fuck it."

by Moibus October 23, 2019

zero consent

The best ska band in the worldish...!

Fig A: you heard that great track waster?
Fig B: Yea man! its world number one
Fig A: Bitchin'!

by Someone from the future ;-) January 18, 2005

consent

getting permission for touching, kissing, or various sexual behaviors. consent culture is becoming a wider spread movement especially within feminist settings. If one does not have consent for a said act, the act is often considered sexual assault

"Can I kiss you?"
"Would you like me to touch your thigh?"

are examples of people using consent

by lydja August 24, 2006

Consent

Someone's approval of something, without being drugged, dumb bitch. If someone consents without being sober, OR an adult, then it's not consent asshole.

That bitch luke tried to grab my vagigie without my consent. Fuck you luke. Suck a pimple covered dick.

by suckabiglulipop January 2, 2021

Conscientious Apathy

The easy-going way of life. Blissful avoidance and ignornance of common organizations, movements, responsibilities, or anything that doesn't affect the follower. Someone who is a follower of Conscientious Apathy often won't care about a breakthrough in cancer research anymore than they would if they accidentally forgot to comb their hair that morning.

Though frowned upon by the 'go-getting' and influential type, a follower of Conscientious Apathy will often shrug off any criticism and live by the Conscientious Apathy code: "It's great that you care, I'm glad that you care, but, I don't care."

Someone who is a follower of Conscientious Apathy does not do it to be rude or harmful to others, the way of life is chosen to relieve stress and to find a more peaceful and pacifistic way to survive in times like these. It's controversy is ignored because no one who is a follower cares what others think about their way of life.

"I think it's great that the Lung Cancer Association is around, but I really could care less about it."

"I'd love to donate money to the school trip, but I'm not going so I really don't give a crap."

"Is my shirt really that ugly? Well, I'm sure I'll survive."

"Sorry, My Conscientious Apathy is leading me away from that 'Teamwork' conference"

by Climtheconqueror March 26, 2009

concentration tongue

Much like drummer tongue, the act of unconsciously sticking the tongue part way out of the mouth while performing any task requiring concentration.

Billy must find colouring difficult: his concentration tongue is sticking out.

by Chibi Jeeb December 27, 2010

puerto rican concentration camp

When a Puerto Rican man ejaculates such an exorbitant amount of semen into an object, leading to the murder of millions of would-be Puerto Rican children in one place.

This dude Hernan has dumped so many loads in his mattress it's like a Puerto Rican concentration camp.

by pp9k December 17, 2017