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Clockblocking

Being stopped from leaving work by your superior in the company who picks the last minutes of the day to stop and talk to you.

(v) Its 4:59 pm and your about to finish work for the day just then the phone rings it’s your boss who wants to talk to you for a "few minutes" your boss is "clockblocking".
Dude, just as I was leaving from work my boss called and kept me on the phone for forty-five minutes..he is always clockblocking me.
by TheRealMcCoy August 3, 2009
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Cosblock

Someone Who Is At A Convention Where People Dress Up As Characters From Anime, Movies, TV Series, Or Other Fictional Characters And Steals All The Attention From You Trying To Show Off Your Amazing Cosplay Outfit And Looks In Said Outfit Even Though You Look The Part Perfectly!
Everyone Was Watching Tym Dressed As Dante Instead Of Trent Dressed As Virgil

At Ohayocon 2012. Trent Pushed Tym And Said, "You Cosblocker!"

The New Dante Stole All Of The Attention From The Old Dantes At Ohayocon, He Cosblocked The Entire Day. Stealing The Attention From All Other Cosplayers.
by Nero Andreaus Walker June 4, 2014
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cockblocking

one guy ruining another guy's chance to score some booty
That fucking punk-bitch took my seat at the bar and eventually took home the girl i was talking to. He was totally cockblocking me.
by WillyStyle November 9, 2007
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League of Extraordinary Cockblockers

An organized or loose alliance of friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and classmates who overtly or accidentally conspire to keep one from engaging in sexual relations with another or laying the foundation therefore. SEE: Josh, Mike, Mauriah, et al.
I could have gotten all kinds of ass at the party last night had the League of Extraodinary Cockblockers not been there to fuck my shit up.
by big July 31, 2003
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Cockblocked by Jesus

When an attractive girl will not date you because you think that Christianity is hogwash.
Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.

Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
by bombus August 18, 2010
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Cockblocktober

October 2011.

The time period between October 4, 2011 and November 8, 2011.

The first hiatus of the third season of Glee. It is nicknamed "Cockblocktober" because a few days before the hiatus began, it was revealed that characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are going to have sex with each other for the first time in the episode that airs on November 8th. The episode is highly anticipated by the fandom, but they must wait an entire month until it happens, thus instigating a cockblock among the fandom.
Person 1: How excited are you to see Kurt and Blaine have sex?
Person 2: So excited! I can't believe we have to suffer through Cockblocktober though.
by itcouldhappen--neversaynever October 5, 2011
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Cockblock Abu

A Cockblock Abu, or CBA, is any person or creature that hinders the sexual conquests of his companion. The origin stems from the Disney classic, Aladdin, where Aladdin's advances at tapping Jasmine were constantly thwarted by the presence of his god-forsaken primate sidekick.
"Bro, Kevin would NOT leave the room last night. He was being such a Cockblock Abu!"
by TeamAladdin March 16, 2009
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