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Conjunkula

To diddle madly with your junk ;) Or masterbate insanely
I'm gonna go conjunkula! I like to conjunkula
by Nicole smexxxyyy May 28, 2011
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Conjunculator Valve

Dickhead, often related to a photographer.
Usually abbreviated to Con Valve
Fuck me that snapper is a massive Conjunculator Valve
by Pastiche May 6, 2015
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conjunkulate

Usually for a male, when your junk congregates in the front, looking lumpy or misshapen.
Dude I hate this picture. Everything is so conjunkulated
by hoeseph69 April 9, 2020
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conjunktion

A crappy-a** word dat does a sub-par job of connecting two portions of a clause or sentence.
Da word "ain't" is a really cheesy conjunktion to splice a subject and predicate together in a sentence.
by QuacksO March 25, 2021
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conjunctionitis

A major case of red-eye caused by your staying up late obsessing over trivial parts-of-speech crap on da word-processor.
English teachers need to guard against developing conjunctionitis from fussing with ADjectives and ADverbs AD-nauseum!
by QuacksO November 25, 2023
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Debauched Conjunction

If you can shit it out it doesn’t count
I don’t know what you’re on about. It was a debauched conjunction
by Jarrlow March 7, 2024
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