Conjunkula

To diddle madly with your junk ;) Or masterbate insanely

I'm gonna go conjunkula! I like to conjunkula

by Nicole smexxxyyy May 28, 2011

Conjunculator Valve

Dickhead, often related to a photographer.
Usually abbreviated to Con Valve

Fuck me that snapper is a massive Conjunculator Valve

by Pastiche May 6, 2015

conjunkulate

Usually for a male, when your junk congregates in the front, looking lumpy or misshapen.

Dude I hate this picture. Everything is so conjunkulated

by hoeseph69 April 9, 2020

conjunktion

A crappy-a** word dat does a sub-par job of connecting two portions of a clause or sentence.

Da word "ain't" is a really cheesy conjunktion to splice a subject and predicate together in a sentence.

by QuacksO March 25, 2021

conjunctionitis

A major case of red-eye caused by your staying up late obsessing over trivial parts-of-speech crap on da word-processor.

English teachers need to guard against developing conjunctionitis from fussing with ADjectives and ADverbs AD-nauseum!

by QuacksO November 25, 2023

Debauched Conjunction

If you can shit it out it doesn’t count

I don’t know what you’re on about. It was a debauched conjunction

by Jarrlow March 7, 2024