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Well, Congratulations

what you say when you sense uptight-ness or strain in the air
and you don't want to provoke any escalation. Better retreat.
by Krkič February 14, 2019
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female congratulations

When a female reaches her climax, releasing clear fluid from her vagina. At this point, the female will start celebrating, as her partner was able to make her orgasm.
I was so proud of Ben last night, at the end we had a female congratulations!
by iiRazor June 12, 2018
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A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.
Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!
by tmax805 August 25, 2018
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Premature Congratulation

Where you wish people happy *event* (birthday and such) earlier than it actually is
Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .
by CheeseGames June 3, 2017
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congratumalations

Derek - Just got a job!

Jessie - Wow, congratumalations!

Derek - Wha?
by Howseh May 12, 2014
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conflatulations

When a fart is so loud and smelly that the fart receives compliments
Sully received conflatulations when he ripped a nasty ass bomb
by jrky March 4, 2009
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