confuckinfuzzled

confused confuzzled and fucking basically

a: " if i work out the standard deviation of the number of trees in the amazon and mached them against the trees in cumbria, then work out a symple formulae x/y+g=..."
b: " JUST SHUT UP IM SO CONFUCKINFUZZLED....wanka"

by Soldja June 16, 2007

Evil Confucius

A Vietnamese woman who assumes the most negative for every situation, in which she believes to always be the truth that everyone should follow.

"Mommy, my friend wants to say hi!" "That bitch probably just wants to see how I look so she can tell her parents about how ugly I am and check out our home so she knows what we have so she can call her little friends over to rob us clean!" "But mom, she just wants to say hi and thats it she's a nice person!" "NO SHE ISN'T IF SHE WANTS TO DO ALL THAT! STOP TALKING TO THAT GIRL NOW BEFORE SHE KILLS OUR WHOLE FAMILY!" "Oh my god mommy your such an Evil Confucius.."

by Pinker May 28, 2008

confuckulated

1) Completely fouled up; hosed.
2) Complicated beyond any comprehension.

This is the most confuckulated user's manual I've ever read.

by The 2-Belo May 7, 2003

confuckulation

a fucked up configuration. a design or idea that is totally screwed up

You want me to change the oil on that import car? That thing is such a confuckulation that it will take forever

by Rog H. July 3, 2008

confuciously

A word of unknown origin; muttered by Mike Tyson on September 21, 2004.

"I have been training confuciously."

by JCS Bricks September 22, 2004

confucius say

confucius say man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

confucius say a man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

by Jhawk July 24, 2008

Confucius

The man whose teachings are indirectly responsible for the pressures that Asian parents impose on their children

AznNerd93: omg my parents told me to break up with my girlfriend for the sake of filial piety due to this Confucius dude

by inquilinekea July 13, 2007