confustigate

the act of masturbating for so long that you become confused.

Bill: why does jack look high?
Steve: he prolly likes to confustigate since his girl left him.

by jdizzlemayne August 5, 2011

Confusticate

1)Confusticate - To make someone confused and frustrated
2)Confusticated - To be confused and frustrated
3)Confusticating - When someone or something is making you confused and frustrated

Pinocchio said "Hey Geppetto want to here something that will confusticate you the rest of your life?" Geppetto replied "Sure." Pinocchio said "My nose will grow now!"

by Trio556 December 15, 2012

Conforttigami

The practice of folding random slip of paper into shapes resembling teachers.

The kid folded conforttigami in origami club to look like the teacher.

by Conforttigami Inventor March 13, 2009

conostrilundrum

the most difficult instrument to play in the known universe, some say it can play whole orchestras level of music at once. only one man is known to master this instrument. that man is john hassall.

pete - oi john, play us a song on the conostrilundrum.

john - alright.

by youre mum October 17, 2014

Confisteal

To confiscate something for your own use.

Jennifer bought that gallon jug for sweet tea but I confistealed it to water my plants.

by Buzzyrd June 2, 2015

Confustication

The particular combination of consternation and confusion produced when one asks a painful or awkward question that nobody wants to answer.

I am sorry for the confustication caused by my questions, I don't mean to offend.

by Barrysuperhawk May 5, 2017

confested

two words- that vibe of congested + infested

my room was always “confested” with my annoying ass roommate

by lexyjazz!2 July 12, 2020