Confabulation

a reaction to memory loss where one fills in gaps of forgotten time with "inappropriate words"

Latoya: "heyyy bob. that was some party last night"

Bob: "oh yeah. i loved the part where... WTF?! OMFG! u beyotch! coffee! WTH?...yup, that was good stuff"

Latoya: "umm...?"

Kayli: "oh don't mind bob, he's just suffering from confabulation. poor guy"

by i<3life August 25, 2009

re-combobulated

re-combobulated means to regain one's sense of not being confused.

He dick-slapped me in the face and I got re-combobulated!

by eda-skip September 6, 2022

Conjogulate

Is when you hit something and it changes its shape almost entirely.

The mountain was conjogulated when the metiorite hit it, reducing its height by 100 feet and increased its width by 200 feet.

by asdfmovie2 February 6, 2010

combobulated

combobulated is the opposite of discombobulated.

I'm all right -- I'm combobulated now!

by eda-skip June 16, 2022

combobulated

To be combined in a chaotic and haphazard manner, similar to being cobbled together, but with more confusion and less care implied.

During the storm, the toilet and chickens were combobulated into a feather flushing custerfluck.

by tripp's left toe September 24, 2010

contabulated

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

by sharw135 April 30, 2011

confogulated

1. to be in a state of confusion about a topic; 2. to be late because you were driving through fog

1. I'm pretty confogulated about why she wouldn't invite us to dinner. 2. Sorry, sir, I'm confogulated this morning. I could only drive twenty miles on the way here.

by pweidman December 4, 2009