conflation

The perception of matter having a discrete origin in linear time and space having a discrete size due to the finite origin in time of light.

Conflation posits that space is infinitely large and matter is infinitely old; however it appears to the viewer that matter has a discrete origin point and space is discretely measurable.

by sandraxine September 15, 2018

conflake

The phenomenon that occurs every time you debate a conservative on a public forum and prove them wrong...they leave the conversation immediately.

"Hey, where did that conservative go? He didn't disprove my evidence like he said he would."
"Oh, he conflaked several minutes ago."

by modans55 July 12, 2017

conflageration

A situation involving many unrelated things or people brought together at one time with disasterous results.

The Republican presidential race is a major screwed up conflageration of idiots. fuck up

by GeekyGirl104 October 29, 2015

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When one is feeling so many emotions that a single word won't do, combine some syllables from all of them.

Truly, the experience had me conflatedisainedstregidpeachcurbuslaxfused.

by photographers-writing-studio September 25, 2024

conflatulations

A word to express congratulence. Positive acknowledgment of a loud and/or smelly fart

Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'

by HankTheBusDriver January 22, 2015

Conulate

When your brain can't coordinate movement because it is overloaded by them.

I'm playing Beat Saber right now and I think I'm about to Conulate. (Cun-you-late)

by ElSentientWindow December 21, 2020

Conulate

When your brain can't coordinate movements because it is overloaded by them.

I'm playing Beat Saber right now and I think I'm about to Conulate

by ElSentientWindow December 21, 2020