confabulation

A word denoted to the gaps in our memory that we fill in with a plausable but yet imagined memory.
And no, it's different to a hallucination, as a confabulation can only be retrospective (hallucinations are happening at the time)

"No, that didn't really happen, George. What you have just experienced was a confabulation."

"But i swear that time in year 8 the teacher was wearing huge come fuck me boots to class..."

by Franga February 19, 2008

Conjugal Confabuflating

Verb. The process by which sexually introverted computer geeks invent random words to define various bizarre sexual practises that they will never get to perform, simply to have them published in Urban Dictionary in the hope that they can mention them when playing MMORPGs.

As if u have ever made a strawberry shortcake, u r conjugal confabuflating. U r a cc-er

by FiKriss December 17, 2009

confubating

Masturbating while confused why your masturbating.

I was confubating while drunk last night

by Jazzzzzy February 18, 2018

conflabulate

to distract oneself from folly
(to talk shit)

jim conflabulates all the time

by Jim Smith (spelled with an i not with a y) May 1, 2004

confubbled

Physically confused and mentally disoriented.

Is it amusing to watch a confubbled person, but only vaguely amusing to be the confubbled person.

by Coty's Girl November 26, 2005

Conflabit

(n) Expletive that Paw Paw, AUback, StaringDownTheBarrel, Beargrylls, and others screamed in a shrill voice while rolling on the floor in a fit of agony upon the horrid realization that bammer was going to be the national champs.

Conflabit, conflabit, conflabit!! Bammer done won it all? THEY CHEATED THEY CHEATED CONFLABIT!!

by wde35226 July 4, 2010

Confibulated

Are you Confused? Do you not know what the fuck this word means? Do you find yourself stumped or stupifyed? Well holy HELL you just defined for yourself the word confibulated!!!

Umm, why can't I find any fucking mellowyellow!!! Well, that would make you Confibulated.

by RAO! January 16, 2009