contour

The worlds most sexy and beautiful car man kind has ever crafted.

Man check out that IP.II.IMI.IP in dat contour!

by Esteban March 15, 2005

Contours

Contours refers to when you climb out of a swimming pool and your shorts cling to your crotch area giving a very accurate 3 dimensional impression of what your meat and 2 veg look like. Particularly embarrassing in large pools with lots of people. Can be avoided, but takes practise. Contours cannot be achieved in speedos for obvious reasons.

Bob: Hahaha look at Mike's contours! No wonder he's so shy!
Mike: Hey! That pool is cold!

Girl: SORT YOUR CONTOURS YOU PERV!

by Daveypants September 29, 2005

Ford Contour

see pimpmobile

It could smoke your rice burner anyday.

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003

contour soda

A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!

Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'

...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.

by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006

California Condor

When an Asian man and white woman are in a romantic relationship. This is very rare, much like the bird it is named after.

Did you hear Chin and Jessica are dating? We have a California condor on our hands!

by Aybabtu October 30, 2013

Bakersfield Condors

Located in Bakersfield, California, they are part of the ECHL. They are affiliated with the Iowa Chops of the AHL, and the Anaheim Ducks of the NHL.

GO BAKERSFIELD CONDORS!!!!

by Bakersfield Condors Fan January 29, 2009

iron condor

When you lift your partner off the bed supporting him or her solely with a strap on dildo and perform a 360 degree twirl through the air like a condor flying over the Andean mountains.

Q: Hey bro how'd your date go last night?

A: It was magical man. I performed the iron condor on him at the exact moment of climax.

by vdawg2013 September 17, 2013