Relationship status that usually occurs prior to cohabitation in which your partners favorite condiments mysteriously begin to appear in your kitchen.
What's Corie's relationship status? I saw a bunch of her Arabic dips and sauces in his fridge. I think he's in a condimented relationship with that Jordanian girl?
by forever creepin' December 29, 2021
Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.
by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017
When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.
Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?
Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.
Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.
Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.
Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.
by Bemile February 26, 2013
Friendly reminder that drugs don't have to be your whole life. They're best when you treat them as life condiments.
by TheTallestPsychonaut November 18, 2023
by Christopher8600 June 10, 2022
Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments
by ranktude November 28, 2012
An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.
I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.
by Gojai August 24, 2017