BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.
*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*
Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?
Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)
Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.
Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...
Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?
Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)
Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.
Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...
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Get the Because of my concussion... mug.A full-size van, usually with a completely re-done interior and some external modifications, all of which are done by a company who buys the van new and then re-sells the vehicle to consumers. These add-ons can include everything from blinds to a tv. They almost always have a fiberglass roof that is taller than stock, to make head room and add room for the tv. Many of these vans come stock with middle row seats that rotate, and a back seat that folds into a bed. There are many other great things about conversion vans too.
My friend has got a Honda Odyssey, which has a V6, a TV, lots of storage, and automatic doors. I have a Chevy G20 conversion van, which has a V8, is rear wheel drive, has a TV, even more storage, tons of leg room, and automatic doors are for sissies.
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"Alan, the dual conversionist was at the mall again. He told me I was very handsome and asked if I believed in God"
by Anthony Long. October 23, 2008
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I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!
Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.
He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.
Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.
He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.
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A phrase being a conclusionary statement.
A phrase being a conclusionary statement.
conclusionary statements:
In conclusion, In retrospect, as a result of, therefore, proving my point that...(etc)
In conclusion, In retrospect, as a result of, therefore, proving my point that...(etc)
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1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.
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*Interruption by Person B*
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