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Complicated

When your emotions are constantly in conflict with each other, and you just want to escape the world.
Girl A and Girl B are supposed to be bestfriends.
Girl B went out with Boy A, but midway through the relationship, he starts liking Girl A. Girl A also likes him. They break up, and Girl A starts to go out with Boy A after nearly a year. Meanwhile, Girl C has a crush on Boy A, and keeps overtly flirting with him. After some time, Girl B starts telling Girl A that Boy A likes two other people at the same time. Girl B also tells Boy A that Girl A is considering breaking up with him, as well as spreading rumors that Boy B is going out with Girl C. Some time later, they break up or rather, Girl B broke them up (but later it is found out that they still loved each other when they broke up). Girl C keeps being clingy with Boy A, and Girl A is extremely irked, as both Girl C and Girl B are flirting with him. A few months after the breakup, Girl B starts liking Boy A, and vice versa. However, Boy A stops liking her, as he knows he cannot trust her. Boy B, who has always liked her, will have his heart broken. Presently, it's awkward between Boy A and Girl A. And Girl A is getting killed inside by her conflicting emotions. Wow, that's complicated.
by TheFlyingCookies October 28, 2012
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it's complicated

it's complicated - any relationship that's not OK..

- fear of being called single

- holding on to something that's about to end

- still hoping to work things out

- in denial stage of separation
i thought you and your boyfriend split up.. why does your fb relationship status say's "it's complicated?"
by lazy laila February 6, 2010
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Irreducible Complexity

A myth perpetrated by Creationists and IDiots alike (although they are the same people really). It states that certain bodily systems are "too complex" to have evolved over millions of years despite evidence to the contrary
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: we have found evidence to the contrary and have run simulations on primitive photosensitive cells which disprove irreducible complexity.

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: did you understand what i just told you?

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: I take it you either didn't understand that or you are just close minded towards evolution

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: ok I'm not dealing with you anymore

Creationist IDiot: We won! he cannot prove Evilution, WE WON!!!
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complidiss

A back-handed compliment.
Tara: Your hair looks great today. Did you mean to do it that way?
Paula: Thanks for the complidiss, bitch.
by Lgin February 25, 2007
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It's Complicated

A Facebook relationship status, where an individual is not happy with their current relationship, and is willing to tell the world how frustrated they are with their significant other or lack thereof.

this can also mean that one is involved in multiple relationships. Or their significant other is a whore and complicated the relationship, but being with several people at once
Well how's your girlfriend Jim ?

"Shes ok, I just wish she weren't dating three other guys while dating me too." It's complicated
by pressword.co.nr February 6, 2010
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Complicated

A type of relationship where the other person can tell you all about your commitment issues without charging you for an office visit.
My ex and I have a complicated relationship. We like to hang out and talk a lot and I'm tempted to take it further but it just doesn't feel right.
by CatsOnTheKeyboard March 11, 2013
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Complicationship

Derived from the 'It's complicated' relationship option on Facebook. People who are not quite sure whats happening between them are in a complicationship.
Gossip 1: I've seen Dave and Clare together a lot recently. Are they going out?
Gossip 2: Don't think so. They're just in a complicationship.
by Bean There Done That May 18, 2010
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