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child negro competition

A place where exclusively white children start competing (Exclusively white children no child negro competitions allowed )
94 intervening Muslims child negro competition
by bigmacniggadickcheese May 2, 2022
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competition whore

Someone who enters every competition possible
Ive enterd 10 competitions today im a total competition whore
by Jonny5 May 10, 2012
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Vag clap competition

Originated in Brisbane, Australia.

When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Susan: I got this dress for a bargain! It was on sale.

Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.

Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.

Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.

Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
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Fortnite Dance Competition

When a large group of men come together for gay furry orgies in which the beta males rub peanut butter on the alpha.
Hey guys my parents aren't home are you ready for a fortnite dance competition at my place
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dick waving competition

When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.

Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.

Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.

Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.

Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
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ugly sister competition

Being offered the choice between bad and worse.
"The salvation of the pound is that its problem is not a pound-specific problem," he said. "It's an ugly sister competition and at the moment we're looking the ugliest. But if you sell the pound, what will you buy?" (The New York Times, Jan. 21st, 2009)
by Roka_73 January 21, 2009
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