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Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus
by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019
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YouTube Comments

Where one wrong move will have a bunch of weirdos death threatening you. Usually after someone has gone mad from someone else. There's only one rule in the comments.

DON'T STATE YOUR OPINION.
A: OMG, K-Pop is the best thing ever! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
B: No it sucks and they can't sing
A: STFU YOU UGLY ASS N*GGA! I BET YOU CAN'T SING EITHER AND YOU'LL ROT IN HELL LIKE YOUR PARENTS WANTED, FAGGOT!
C: Calm the fuck down and drink some holy water JESUS CHRIST!
A: YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN BASTARD!

Meanwhile, D is eating popcorn and laughing hysterically at the YouTube Comments he just witnessed, until eventually realizing what has happened to society.
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YouTube comments

Honestly, I'm appalled.
Never in my life have I seen such volatility, such vileness, such venom, such inhumanity until I encountered the YouTube comments section when I first joined YouTube.
Everyone is opinionated to some degree; and for some reason that doesn't apply to the YouTube comments section. Trolls are everywhere. Home of the notorious flame war. Spelling and grammar are raped, beaten, tortured, shot, then hanged. Ranting will only get you hated. Once in a while the intelligent person will spring up, but you have to look for him... or her. But for the most part, it's amazing, almost laughable at how disrespectful we can be and have become.
Be careful what you write in the YouTube comments. I advise you.
YouTube comments = the epitome of misanthropy
by VitalyKimiSebNirvana November 9, 2012
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go commit apoptosis

The real definition for "apoptosis" is cell suicide. So, this should be self-explanatory.
General person on the internet: "go commit die"
Me, and fellow intellectuals: "go commit apoptosis."
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YouTube Comment Section

The section below the videos on YouTube where people post comments. Also the most conflicted part of YouTube, as most of the time people are arguing and virtually flipping each other off. They're also triggering each other and teaching the unwary children new words. In a nutshell, it's a random place full of swearing and disregard, only occasionally having a rational comment.
Example of the YouTube Comment Section...
YouTube commentor 1: trump is gay
YouTube commentor 2: no your gay u frikin retard
YouTube commentor 1: your mom is fat and stupid
YouTube commentor 3: get of the internet u frikin kids
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YouTube Comments Section

Where people come to troll, flame or just plain argue over irrelevant issues.
Basic intelligence is not a major component to the YouTube Comments Section. You're better off just watching the video without reading all the stupid comments (complete with numerous spelling and grammar mistakes).
by millsy86 August 26, 2012
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A dramatic trend where people put these in tiktok videos comments
Random commenter:*put something here*
"Them": I'm gonna spread ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾
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