Couch Commentator

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.

I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.

by beatboxbill September 12, 2021

YouTube commenter

A YouTube commenter is typically a basement dwelling neckbearded asshole who has absolutely nothing to do with their sad lives other than be a total self righteous prick on the internet and ruins everyone’s day as a result these same people will stone you to death the very second they find someone it you did something shitty years ago and you don’t do it anymore like cyberbully someone even tho there’s a good chance they are guilty of being assholes themselves and anytime you mention that they probably are guilty of being assholes they say shit like “oh you’re projecting” but that’s really not true at all they’re just saying that I’m projecting becuase they not only don’t know why I telling them that but it’s also because they don’t want to acknowledge that they guilty of being assholes

Hi I’m a YouTube commenter and I think I’m a sinless angel that doesn’t deserve even a slap on the wrist because I think I’m better than everyone else

by Fukuahole August 17, 2022

commentate

(verb) the act of providing a running commentary for any kind of show or event; more specifically performed by sports commentators.

Did you hear Joe Rogan commentate on last night's UFC fight? He was fuckin funny.

by QuickHook January 17, 2009

YouTube commenter

A person whit no life mostly anti-social
Commenting in a large selection of videos to ear recognition

Cumy is a popular youtube commenter

by YouTube cumy September 22, 2019

Youtube commenter

A socialist atheist

I'm a YouTube commenter. God isn't real and you should be assigned jobs

by MyBackNeck October 6, 2015

commentatin'

To speak disrespectfully or harshly towards a person or thing.

Why you commentatin' on me?!?

by G-dog January 16, 2004

Commentersation

A conversation held on the comments section of someones myspace/ facebook/etc.. Does not necessarily have to involve the person who owns the page.

'Did you see the commentersation I had with Martha on John's Facebook status? Things got pretty heated but she shut her yap when I said her opinions remind me a lot of Hitler's.'

by E$Money $krillaz August 20, 2009