Anal Combustion

Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.

I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!

Anal Combustion by b007y514y3r March 11, 2016

Compused 

a)Computer confused. When a website or program is being nothing but unreasonable and you don't know who to call/email/pay to explain it to you; When you're using a computer and it doesn't make sense.
b)May also refer to the disoriented state of mind felt when trying to concentrate on a laptop whilst interacting with something else.

*reading scumbag site that tells you you need software to log in- though doesn't tell you what software this may be*
You to friend:"What was that? Sorry, I'm compused"

Compused by kawai-kowai March 18, 2011

spontaneous human combustion 

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

spontaneous human combustion by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

Combustion 

Combustion is a better, more accurate term for lit. Or alternatively that which is lit, cool or awesome.

“Your outfit is combustion”

Combustion by Annajaye November 12, 2022

combust 

when you fart burp and cough then experience excruciating pain then explode and die

the reaction of looking at new Louis Tomlinsons pics

COMBUST

combust by lukes girlfriend December 6, 2013

Testicular Combustion 

If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.

Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?

Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit

Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!

Testicular Combustion by ajay69 June 30, 2011

Combustible Lemon

A kind of lemon that is most commonly used to burn houses down.

"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"- Cave Johnson

Combustible Lemon by FrodoFraggins September 27, 2011