two column-ing

To use a two column format on a document, as opposed to a single column format.

She told her friend she was two column-ing the document.

by kaefnowls July 29, 2016

White Column

A rupture of buttsemen onto a white persons cock. Typically in anal sex.

"Oh man! Dave and John had some rad sex last night, heard Kohn raptured a white column out of Dave!"

by bluudude April 20, 2025

Penal columnization

A torture method consisting of cutting a man’s penis into 4 columns and pulling them off 1 by 1.

In that one gore film they tortured him via penal columnization

by The torture guy October 28, 2025

Seventh Column

When all the planets align simultaneously with the angle of your cheek clapping Destiny 2 gunskill culminating in Lord Shaxx screaming #TBF for ever guardian! Also killing seven guardians with out time in between to scratch your nuts will drop you the medal!

Oh The Bee Files dropped another seventh column do they even touch grass?

by #TBF June 9, 2022

Ten Column Proofs

To realize that you have been tricked and these are not actually real. This was all a waste of time.

I can’t believe that I actually believed ten column proofs are real!

by AshtonBigBoi February 11, 2019

Column Effect

When you’re charged more for home repairs or anything when someone sees that you have columns on your house.

When the contractor gave us an estimate for a job, it was 20% more just because of the column effect.

by Brook Byrnes September 5, 2019