Columboned

When a man pumps his cock in a fashion similar to a shotgun like the columbine massacre shooters and busts on her face.

Guy1: damn bro I columboned my girl last night moe

Guy2: you had a pump nutgun

by Smellypotato420 March 3, 2017

columbine kid

A kid who has the potential to become a school shooter. Usually socially outcast and depressed.

Dan has no friends and people make fun of him all the time. He may become a Columbine Kid.

by Drew24592 May 15, 2005

Columbined

To go crazy and shoot people.

Markus totally COLUMBINED when he shot his parents.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Columbine

1. A flower
2. A high school where two social outcasts shot afew students because they were being teased so much.
3. A term coined from def.#2 that is about the school shooting.

1. Columbines are pretty.
2. Columbine high school must have had the worst security.
3. We're always talking about Columbine at school.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

columbine mode

An individual, or individuals, loosing their shit and killing without discretion.

While playing multiplayer FTP games:

"Can we get some teamwork here, or is everyone in columbine mode?!"

by masstack June 9, 2005

Columbine

Event in which two social outcasts, who were simply tired of being picked on, ran rampage throughout their school, shooting and killing afew people in the process.

Contrary to popular belief, the Columbine kids didn't do this because of Marilyn Manson, Neo-Nazism, The Matrix, or Doom (although these did contribute to their defective minds.) They did it because they were tired of being picked on!

by just another freaky kid September 2, 2003

Columbine

A town in Colorado where a shooting happened at the local high school on April 20, 1999. Now has become a funny joke among edgy preteens and teens in the Youtube comment section of Pumped Up Kicks.

Teen in the YouTube comment section: columbine was so cool i wish i did it
Me: Shut up, you edgy teen.
Teen: OMG CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE??

by Rainiered October 27, 2020