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Poodron Collider

The act of taking a dump in the downstairs toilet whilst another person takes a dump in the upstairs toilet, before timing their flushes so that the two turds meet in the connecting pipe.
Me and my friend did a poodron collider yesterday.
by Infected_bystander December 11, 2025
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Poodron Collider

The act of taking a dump in the downstairs toilet whilst another person takes a dump in the upstairs toilet before timing their flushes so that the two turds meet in the connecting pipe.
Me and my friend did a poodron collider last night
by Infected_bystander December 11, 2025
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Large Hadron Collider

The worlds largest particle accelerator located in Switzerland that collides subatomic particles at almost the speed of light, with the goal of re-creating the conditions of the big bang.
The large hadron collider is rumored to cause blackholes that will end the world be conspiracy theorists.
by variablev October 11, 2016
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Collide!

Definition - used as a exclamation! when two people have similar ideas, or, share convergent thought patterns.

Gestures - it is often accompanied by a hand gestures. where the persons two hands are clenched and brought together.

Pronunciation - the word collide is said with the emphasis on the -ide. which is typically drawn out. i.e. COL-I...DE! as to sound as though the word collide is spelt with several I's

Origin - within the scientific academic elite of the UK, the word collide developed an alternative meaning to the traditional use within the English language. the word COLLIDE! used at the end/or beginning of a sentence has been incorporated into popular scientific language throughout many universities and associated social circles.
person A: the elements in this rock suggest is is formed from melted mantle contaminated by the crust.
person B: COLLIDE! i was thinking the same thing

person A: i fancy eggs for breakfast
person B: COLLIDE! (its funny you should say that), i just this moment put them on
by subduction_docking May 8, 2011
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Worlds Collide Theory

A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.
"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza
by Elmer January 22, 2005
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Collier's rolly

Having sex 3 times without withdrawing.
Last night I managed a Collier's rolly.
by Loose Goose 55 March 12, 2017
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Rob James-Collier

Most known for by his portrayal as the fabulous gay underbutler Thomas Barrow in the hit British soap opera, Downton Abbey. Also known as the sexiest and most perfect man alive.
Rob James-Collier... where do I even begin?

Well, he's stunning (see Vogue photoshoot)

His accent.... *fangirls uncontrollably*

Thomas... He is the master of sass, class, not to mention his excellent ass. He is the gorgeous gay underbutler who serves at Downton Abbey, is in love with Jimmy, and did I mention his perfection?
by Lil Zeus March 19, 2013
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