Cylinder

A cylindrical shaped object attached to a larger structure that is stuck inside a mini m&m tube with butter and microwaved mashed banana stuffed inside.

Person 1. “I need help removing a cylinder stuck in a mini m&m tube”

Person 2. “Have you tried sawing the tube?”

Person 1. “It’s imperative the cylinder remains unharmed”

by That_is_mine May 29, 2023

Dirty Colin

When a person with the name Colin gives you the big 22 foot shlong

Tina:how was your date with Colin

Jessica:OMG I GOT THE DIRTY COLIN

by Sksks June 16, 2019

Colin Forbes

A Colin Forbes is where a person takes a sex move/position and completely makes up a definition for it that is nowhere close to the real definition. This can only happen if said person has absolutely no idea what they are talking about.

He Colin Forbes'd you yesterday when you asked him what a blumpkin was. According to Colin Forbes, a blumpkin is where you make a hole in a pumpkin and stick your dick inside of it and swing it around to jerk yourself off.

by JTinAB April 15, 2009

COLINisation

refers to the New Zealand based media darling Colin Mathura-Jeffree, who has the uncanny ability to be fabulous at everything and be everywhere at all times. His image is instantly recognisable and in New Zealand a new COLINisation has been welcomed with open arms.

every man in New Zealand now takes a little more time getting dressed, trying to do a Mathura-Jeffree thanks to the COLINisation of our print and electronic media. The world better watch out...he's coming!!

by Joannalexus January 24, 2010

colin meloy

Lead vocalist for The Decemberists. Known for his distinct voice, incredible stage presence, and intricate lyrics, which utilize a ridiculously expansive vocabulary.
Graduated with a degree in creative writing, before going into music with Tarkio, then his current band, The Decemberists.

"Colin Meloy punted the ball into deep orbit..."
(kickball in SF before the Decemberists show)

by quirkily January 22, 2006

Colin

Some refer to as "Colin" but most people call him the Protector of the universe. Legends have it that he could beat the great Zeus in a arm wrestle without even breaking a sweat. He is the one who banished the Titans, and some even say his best friends are Jesus Christ, and Chuck Norris. If you run into this man thank him for banishing evil demons from this planet and vanquishing all evil from your land. He is one man you don't want to mess with.

"Oh shit, I slept with Colin's women"
" Your S.O.L."

by Battery00 January 8, 2012

Colinization

Acting, talking, or eating like a person named Colin.

You've got a Mountain Dew in one hand and a bike in the other - you have been through Colinization.

by merrymerrychristmas December 15, 2016