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Cold Turkey 

A sexual act where a man first shaves all the hair off of his testicles (to give his genitals a turkey-like appearance) then packs ice into his hand, and masturbates onto a person with his "cold turkey"
Daaaaaaamn bitch. I heard you got cold turkeyed by Steve three times last night!
Cold Turkey by rewriter June 10, 2008

Cold Turkey 

When you lay your cold, limp cock across the face of an aquaintence while they are sleeping. Basically tea bagging someone with your dick.
As soon as he falls asleep, im getting his ass back for earlier with a cold turkey.
Cold Turkey by TFroster November 1, 2009

Cold Turkey 

When a girl has a loose vagina and it smells really bad
Dude did you see Morgan last night?
Yea dude that was some cold turkey...
Cold Turkey by jasmarih June 11, 2016

Cold turkey 

When someone drops their turkey neck and balls in some ice water and then rests them on a sleeping friends face.
Q -Ay Man what was that on my face that woke me up?
A- Bro you just got the cold turkey from Alex.
Cold turkey by Heman468 August 12, 2022

Cold Turkey 

A bitch ass mf, pussy, coward everything that makes a nigga scary
Bro tht nigga over there cold turkey, he pure bitch. He dont want no smoke
Cold Turkey by Akfrm215p June 6, 2023

Cold Turkey 

When you have take a piss or shit but you can't because your not near a bathroom, so you have to hold it, cold turkey...
Kiauna "Dad i needa piss!"

Dad "gonna have to go cold turkey until we get to a gas station."
Cold Turkey by BluesmanPete October 11, 2025