Cold Turkey

turkey that has been sitting out to long and has become cold. duh! assfuckers

or has been sitting in the fridge.

Buck:Hey John, are you eating Cold Turkey?
John:Yes, this is cold turkey.

by AJL,. the cool man dgjihdg December 8, 2006

Cold Turkey

Cold Turkey – The act of getting high by a fully fledged drug addict. A feeling similar to that of being thrown, naked and asleep, into a relentlessly cold ocean. In the dark.

"Theres no weed and i don't feel right, looks like i'm goin cold turkey"

by daesson July 24, 2008

Cold Turkey

A sexual act where a man first shaves all the hair off of his testicles (to give his genitals a turkey-like appearance) then packs ice into his hand, and masturbates onto a person with his "cold turkey"

Daaaaaaamn bitch. I heard you got cold turkeyed by Steve three times last night!

by rewriter June 10, 2008

to go cold turkey

to suddenly and completely stop doing something, esp. a bad habit

My new roommate is intolerant to tobacco, so I had to go cold turkey. It's awful!

by pochtarenko July 17, 2013

go cold turkey

quit something suddenly

go cold turkey :Many people who attempt to quit smoking do so by going cold turkey rather than by gradually cutting down.

by yo.up December 11, 2016

Cold Turkey Szn

The season of cold turkey where if someone is putting NNN into jeopardy, you must stop them and tell them “it’s Cold Turkey Szn.”

Kayla: Oh no! Step bro, I’m stuck under the table. Please help me!
Brady: No! It’s Cold Turkey Szn!
Kayla: Oh shoot, my bad.

by Wawn Tawn November 4, 2019

Cold turkey

When someone drops their turkey neck and balls in some ice water and then rests them on a sleeping friends face.

Q -Ay Man what was that on my face that woke me up?
A- Bro you just got the cold turkey from Alex.

by Heman468 August 12, 2022