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blue-ribbon commission

an appointed and impartial advisory group whose members serve with distinction.
"Mr. Mateo and Ms. Sadhwani both called for a blue-ribbon commission to study the issue." (New York Considers One-Year Driving Permits for Immigrants New York Times Sept. 26, 2004.)
by Jeffrey L. Otto September 27, 2004
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Serial Commissioner

A person who commissions a bunch of art online, usually of their OCs.
"I just got commissioned by a Serial Commissioner again."
by gothkitty666 December 23, 2020
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commissioning

1/ Process of being given authority to act.

2/ The Job description Given Commissioner Gorden (one of Batmans best Homies).
1/ Mick; "this is so exciting, i have been given a commisioning to go out and eat all of the blueberries in the world, by god himself!"

2/ C.G; "It says nothing about wearing leather OR spandex in my Job Description Batman! look here 'COMMISSIONING' that is all!"
by Mickie.B! June 21, 2006
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police complaints commission

Regulating body of British law enforcement protecting public Interest overseeing that justice & equity Is adhered to at all times.

In truth? An In house old bastads network comprised of former coppers &
well to do numbnuts. Thier main purpose to lie, cover up deny & conceal the polices many wrongdoings, looking out solely for their own kind.
"Grey, got that letter from theP.C.C"
"Any good?"
"Ive got a steel plate In my jaw,six teeth missing and they say theres no case to answer"
"Bad that Is"
"He fuckin put the 'andcuffs on first then he gives me a shoein In the holdin
cell- that aint restraining someone"
"Dickheads man"
"They got 3 statements sayin exactly the same shit. These f'kin Feds man they ain't accountable to no-one"
"Just cos they got a badge they do as they like "
by El Cholo February 9, 2004
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Commission-Zoned

A phenomenon in the art community, and a form of client-zoning. To be denied friendship by an artist hired for a personal work. This typically happens after the customer is handed the finished piece and the artist no longer has the obligation, or any incentive to continue messaging. Emotions can be intensified if the customer has purchased an nsfw work, especially if they are deprived of sexual interactions, and or, if the paying customer feels entitled to additional attention. The customer is usually left with a piece they like visually, but associate with negative feelings.
Person1:
“I think Kai got commission-zoned when he bought the YCH for his fursona.. Kai says he loves the piece.. but he gets visually uncomfortable looking at it.. and he also talks about the artist a lot”
Person2:
“Commission what?”
Person1:
“He tried to befriend an artist and got rejected. Kai can’t even make it into the friend-zone.. but who thinks they can befriend someone running a business?”
Person2:
“Damn”
by Kashton1 November 15, 2021
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Ssc commission

Ssc is India's slowest service commission . Well known for delay in exam process, delay in publishing result.
Students have multiple absurd words for ssc commission. It's well known as kaamchor commission among Indians.

Ssc commission is one of the lowest degree commission.

They are playing with the future of students.

They are devil of nightmare and in reality more dangerous than corona.
I am infected with ssc commission, save me
by Ssc commission March 31, 2021
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fucked outta commission

when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed
bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"
by diggymac March 1, 2018
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