conspiracy

1. A secret plan to overthrow a certain group or to do something else illegal or wrong.

2. A different idea/theory of why something (usually bad) happened, rather than the one which people are told.

1. A group of young men decided to conspire against their government.

2. 9/11 has many conspiracy theories surrounding it.

by theforgottenspark January 12, 2007

hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want

Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

by Delmar May 11, 2006

Conspiracy

A secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful. Founded by Charlè Ginge Nkwaks Jnr who put together conspiracies to have 20 wives and bump all his holders. To this day he is still crowned conspiracy king.

You done a mad charlè ‘Conspiracy’

by cee3hun February 21, 2019

Blond Conspiracy

The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.

Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.

by J.Dee. January 22, 2014

vast right-wing conspiracy

Quote from Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), describing the continuing backhanded behavior of right-wing groups to undermine left-wing or moderate advancements.

The efforts of the religious right against the moderate Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) during the 2000 primaries are part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

The impeachment of Clinton, the outcome of the Flordia recount, the California recall election, and redistricting in Texas all prove the existence of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

Fox News is the headquarters of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

When my conservative roommate eats all my Cheetos®, some people say it's just because he's rude, but I know it's part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

by MCNevilleHaas December 6, 2003

cornspiracy

The overwhelming feeling that the corn industry (under our very noses and subsidized by our own government with our own money) has managed to infiltrate just about every product known to mankind! Examples include: carbonated beverages, wheat bread, baby food, cheese spreads, ketchup, textiles, mayonnaise, paper plates, plastics, chewing gum, yogurt, instant coffee & teas, margarine, toothpaste, cosmetics, candies, cereals, beer, baby powders, batteries, charcoal, Febreze, sheetrock, hand sanitizers, glass cleaners, adhesives, shoe polish, wall paper, firecrackers, pharmaceuticals and ethanol. Just to name a few... too many! People, wake up and smell the corn!!!

Did you see that movie King Corn? Yeah, It made me think we may actually be in the middle of a Cornspiracy!

by flair4thegold November 11, 2009

Alcohol Conspiracy

The lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. The truth: Alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored.

Over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. They were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused men to think they were attractive...or in the least, not as ugly as they really were. Ever since then, the chemical has been effectively ruining the lives and reputations of good-tasted (straight) men everywhere. This is known as the Alcohol Conspiracy.

by Domonic February 1, 2009